shikse

noun. (SHICK suh) Any not Jewish woman, usually a blonde courve that every lovely Jewish mother fears her son will marry.

Mordecai: Ma, This is Sue, the woman I told you about.
Ma: (To herself: Oy vey!) What a lovely creature! I didn't catch the last name dear...
Mordecai: (To himself: Oh fuck!)
Sue: "Smith" Mrs. Goldfarb.
Ma: Lovely name, what was it before dear?
Ma: (To herself: Jesus Christ, a fucking shikse! My son has brought home a courve, I hope the neighbors didn't see her.)
Sue: Before what Mrs. Goldfarb?
Mordecai: (To himself: Jesus Christ! How do I explain this one?)
Ma: You'll have to excuse me, I've got (the) shpilkus. Lovely to meet you Sue.

by Ned Ludd August 30, 2005

Shikes

A combination of "shit!" and "yikes!" to express surprise and/or discontent. Alternative to "shit!"

-AHH there's a chem test today!
-Shikes!!

by carcass54 December 28, 2005

shike

Local slang at the Westtown School, a boarding school near Westchester, PA: To go somewhere that is officially off-bounds, such as the dorms of the opposite sex.

Westtown Guy #1: "Dude, we're gonna shike to Girls' End around 3 am. Are you in or what?"
Westtown Guy #2: "Let me see if Jen wants me to drop by."

by WesCivilz January 13, 2009

shicken

The way Mexican-Americans pronounce "chicken".

"Sh-" is often substituted for any word beginning with "ch-".

I like my tacos with shicken and sheese.

by joojits March 11, 2010

The Siskel and Ebert

When hooking up with a girl, you insert one thumb in her anus and the other in her vagina. (Two thumbs up!)

Krishelz told me that Holly was feeling kinky so he gave her The Siskel and Ebert!

by Krishelz Mendoza January 6, 2008

Siskel & Ebert

To stick one's thumbs up another person's butthole.

If I were you, I'd give this definition two thumbs up.

by bigtones January 20, 2005

shirker

A shirker someone who avoids something, especially work:

We have no room for shirkers in this office.

by Darius March 30, 2003