she knows where her shit gets buttered

Referring to a female, or occasionally male, who knows where to go for the best deal, opportunity, lifestyle, and does so.

"I kicked her out and she went crawling back to you - she knows where her shit gets buttered!"

by Slic Ric September 10, 2013

shitbutthairry

a hairy but with shit on every hair.

Man Xavier is a shitbutthairry

by kickREDneckSISinTHROAT November 12, 2018

shitbutt

The Cat With Turds Stuck To Its Ass!

Today I saw SHITBUTT (The Cat With Turds Stuck To Its Ass!) jump on the hood of a car and smear its shitass all over it.

by Billy Soccerfoot June 20, 2022

(shit and apple butter)

a way of swearing that softens the effect of the aforementioned swearword.

I just broke my grandmother's urn...(shit and apple butter)!

by Susan Bosworth-Quinlan January 2, 2009

Peanut butter shit

A very thick pasty,tar like shit that requires a whole roll of toilet paper
let alone lots of water.if not cleaned thouroghly, it can result in rashes,chaffing,and itching,caused by dried pieces of poop that were not cleaned off.

Man one day I had to take such a large dump,when I finished it took for ever,it was like peanut butter,so I called it the peanut butter shits,very sticky and pasty as well.

by joe hitts January 16, 2009

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thee ultimate in foul language, no one can respond to this or just something you say before your about to kick someone's fuckin teeth in but you have to look real mad for it to work

i love talkin shit to people

you better stop "GLARE" or else

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uuhhh thsorry i cannt tolk

by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009

Butter Yo Shit

An idiomatic phrase from "My Drunk Kitchen," which reminds its viewers of the importance of one's shit being buttered, especially if one expects it to have any taste or flavor. Crucial advice to remember when cooking shit-faced.

Dude, you want grilled cheese? First, butter yo shit!

by Sebastian Flyte August 1, 2011