sho shink

Noun. When a person is single you are said to be on a "sho shink"

Dude! After Karen dumped Joe, we chtroo him a party. He has returned to sho shink hood

by Italian Ice April 29, 2004

shinken

(n.)

A term used for something that is so dark, dangerous, and complex, that it cannot be explained.

"You mean because of all the deep dark shinkens you're hiding and growing in there."

"Wtf kinda shinken are you trying to teach me now?"

"Ark is just being a little shinken as usual."

by AngelShinken January 3, 2019

Shank's Law

Shank's Law is internet shorthand for a common response to the logical fallacy of "Argument from authority". It states: " The imaginative powers of the human mind have yet to rise to the challenge of concocting a conspiracy theory so batshit insane that one cannot find at least one Ph.D holding scientist to support it."

Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.

"Weasel semen is a proven cure for AIDS, especially when gargled."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."

by CaptainSmash! June 10, 2015

Shank spanking

Male masturbation

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Pulled a Shanka

To finish an American bachelor’s program in 2 years instead of 4

David is such an overachiever, he pulled a Shanka! He graduated at 19 years old from college.

by CollegeUSA May 16, 2019

Shalashaska Shinkawa

Don't say it out loud, it will make your furniture start floating

"Hey dude please don't make my furniture float"
"Shalashaska Shinkawa"
"noooooooooo"

by Bromnk July 2, 2019

rage shanked

Combination of rage and shanked.

1. One of the many derivatives of owned.

2. Can be used literally as well. As in to shank someone with extreme prejudice.

Dude, you got rage shanked!

You better go this weekend or I'll rage shank your ass!

by Kageh February 8, 2005