Shemping

masturbating in a comical way.

initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.

He's out Shemping around again.

So I Shemped all over her face.

by Professor Shemp March 7, 2013

Shampiddle

The same thing as shampee; that is, bottles of shampoo that somebody has mistaken (either unintentionally or intentionally) as urinals.

I know you hate your next door neighbour, but did you *REALLY* have to uranate into his shampoo, thus converting it into shampiddle?

by Telephony October 23, 2010

Shampiss

The aqueous substance that is the result water being added to a miniscule amount of shampoo remaining in the bottle to make use of that last little bit and extend the amount of time before more needs to be purchased.

Will you please pick up some Herbal Essences at the store today? I've been washing my hair with fuggin shampiss all week.

by OfficeBoi May 24, 2011

shempara

shempara (shem-pa-da) means it eez what it eez

leanne: i tinkled my pants

sonoma: shempara

by shempara-sonoma April 15, 2020

Wood Shampoo

Being beaten by a wooden baton.

Billy got a nice dose of wood shampoo from the police.

by Paladin. October 24, 2011

Scimparette

A cigarette, specifically a hand rolled cigarette, that contains significantly less tobacco than a normal cigarette would. Scimparettes are usually rolled due to a lack of tobacco or as a means of rationing tobacco so that more cigarettes can be consumed later. The amount of tobacco used in a scimparette varies from person to person, however, it typically contains no more than half the tobacco content that the person rolling it would normally use in a cigarette.

Friend 1:

Can I pinch a roll up mate?

Friend 2:

Sorry man I have minimal baccy, It'll have to be a scimparette.

by dec4president January 24, 2013

The Shampoo Killer

Somebody who pisses into bottles of shampoo, thus ruining them.

John Grass uranated into bottles of shampoo (thus converting them into shampee) at the Juneau Receiving Home in the very early-1980s, and subsequently earned the nickname "The Shampoo Killer".

by Telephony October 21, 2010