Shifting Realities

Shifting realities is where you change your reality. What i mean is that you can script how you want a certain life, and then you can practice trying to move your subconsciousness to that reality. It is a really fun topic, and you should give it a go sometime!

Did you hear about that new thing going around? It's called shifting realities!

Oh, that's cool! I will try it sometime!

by Nearsofficial March 21, 2021

Shifting

The term for sticking ones tongue down ones throat aggressively

I shifted the face off her last night.Shifting

by petermanhardman February 22, 2012

shifting a wardrode

When a regular guy is slow dancing with a larger woman on the dance floor

Here mick , look at Murph shifting a wardrode

by spoofaRoof December 15, 2014

Shiestiness

Verb. Mental : Someone performing shiestiness is basically someone being deceiving, manipulative; and more often than not end up usually having negative alternate intentions. (Characteristics include but are not limited to someone who will lie to your face and play games with your emotions and get off on doing things behind your back, will often easily burn bridges than face guilt.

Fuck them and their Shiestiness.

by Truthfuck March 2, 2017

crap shifting

Passing your crap to a family member, friend or other party. Furniture, appliances, toys, clothing - most of the stuff we have is crap we don't need and eventually crap we don't want. So we shift it to someone else to make room for new crap.

To make room for new furniture, we'll need to do some crap shifting. Maybe your cousin will take the sofa.

Do we really need four kayaks? Maybe we can crap shift a couple to your brother for his family to use.

by Riled October 6, 2015

Shitstained Balls

An act of anal sex where the female (or male) has not used an enema before intercourse and purposely tries to defecate at the same moment of penetration, thus resulting in fecal lubrication of the rectal cavity. Continued sexual intercourse causes the excrement to eventually engulf the entire penis and testicals of the man. A position usually done in "scat" movies.

Jim paid Jane $400 extra to give him "shitstained balls."

by Slagwurm September 7, 2008

shitstain

One resembling skidmarks upon the undershorts of life.

Osama, you are such a shitstain.

by Bob the Dog April 16, 2006