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Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.
"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"
by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019
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Shepherd's Revenge

While having intercourse "doggy-style" you grab the girl's hair and make her yell "baaaaahhhhh". For special effect, you can also yell "who's your shepherd, bitch?"
The other night I was bangin' this chick from behind and I decided to turn it into a shepherd's revenge.
by Heywood Jabloeme November 28, 2006
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german shepherd

This is an awesome breed of dog, and despite what other definitions will say, the definately can surpass 90 pounds, as I have two that are 110, and 115 lbs.
by !Luke June 4, 2007
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Shepherdsville

Shepherdsville, KY: a small city on the Salt River. Located in Bullitt County, about 10 miles south of Louisville. It is a town with a lot of potheads, meth addicts and sheep fuckers. Hell, if you wanna learn to make meth, Shepherdsville is your place. Shepherdsville, where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous!
"Hey, do you know where I can get some meth?"
"Sure, go to Shepherdsville."
by joek380 August 16, 2008
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Shepherds Show

to make an example of someone infont of many people, in order to humiliate (merk) them
Used widely by DT teachers:
when a student misbehaves they are taken to one side and the following is said:
It seems to me that your aim for this lesson is to annoy me... WELL YOU'VE SUCCEEDED!!! This time its only a quiet word but next time, I'LL MAKE A SHEPHERDS SHOW OF YOU!!!
by Bog-scrogger February 21, 2009
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shepherds baby

The phenomenon that occurs after one has consumed a large portion of shepherds pie, to the extent of abdominal bloating and distention that resembles pregnancy.
I ate so much of this delicious shepherds pie that I seem to have a "shepherds baby!" (Subject rubs protruding tummy)
by laceyfleece December 27, 2011
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Shepherd Book

Derrial Book (commonly called Shepherd Book and born as Henry Evans) is a fictional character played by Ron Glass in the science-fiction/Western television series Firefly and its sequel movie, Serenity. He is a Shepherd (the literal English translation of the clerical title "Pastor", from the Latin), and provides frequent spiritual advice and perspectives for the crew of Serenity.
"Firefly: Our Mrs. Reynolds (#1.3)" (2002)
Shepherd Book: to Mal If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
by thecyberczarina July 5, 2012
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