A person who excels in cat herding, one who can basically get cats to listen and obey at a beconed call or whisper. The cat family just has a general respect for this person of great merit. This person is basically like the Jesus of the cats, knows exactly how to deal with the felines in every situation.
Feline: meow meow, purr...
Outsider: you must be a cat shepherd.
Cat Shepherd: yeah it just kinda comes naturally. (Pets feline delicately)
Outsider: you must be a cat shepherd.
Cat Shepherd: yeah it just kinda comes naturally. (Pets feline delicately)
by JotaJotaHansen December 13, 2013
Get the cat shepherdmug. A false Shepard is a individual with only one plan in mind when deciding weather to befriend someone and added them to their flock, but only if they can gain something like power over those who he’s befriended, but once he’s done with you this false Shepard will cast you out with lies and spread these false image throughout the flock to make it seem like it’s for the “Benefit” of the flock but he no longer has need of you and so he’s making sure that you loose all trust with others in the flock and they are forced to cast you out because of his false ideas, And once you are gone he can lead his lambs astray and continue to do this throughout his lift or the life of the flock
Guy : hey many why do you never hang out with that group anymore
Dude : because (insert name here) is a fucking False Shepherd and he’s convinced them that such and such happened and so the cast me out without knowing the truth and I lose everything that I ever cared for
Guy : fuck man that’s harsh, you still got me if you wanna hang out
Dude : because (insert name here) is a fucking False Shepherd and he’s convinced them that such and such happened and so the cast me out without knowing the truth and I lose everything that I ever cared for
Guy : fuck man that’s harsh, you still got me if you wanna hang out
by Neon-Crape August 19, 2020
Get the False Shepherdmug. by ALL_THE_NAME_I_WANT_ARE_TAKEN January 21, 2021
Get the general shepherdmug. While having intercourse "doggy-style" you grab the girl's hair and make her yell "baaaaahhhhh". For special effect, you can also yell "who's your shepherd, bitch?"
The other night I was bangin' this chick from behind and I decided to turn it into a shepherd's revenge.
by Heywood Jabloeme November 28, 2006
Get the Shepherd's Revengemug. This is an awesome breed of dog, and despite what other definitions will say, the definately can surpass 90 pounds, as I have two that are 110, and 115 lbs.
by !Luke June 4, 2007
Get the german shepherdmug. Used widely by DT teachers:
when a student misbehaves they are taken to one side and the following is said:
It seems to me that your aim for this lesson is to annoy me... WELL YOU'VE SUCCEEDED!!! This time its only a quiet word but next time, I'LL MAKE A SHEPHERDS SHOW OF YOU!!!
when a student misbehaves they are taken to one side and the following is said:
It seems to me that your aim for this lesson is to annoy me... WELL YOU'VE SUCCEEDED!!! This time its only a quiet word but next time, I'LL MAKE A SHEPHERDS SHOW OF YOU!!!
by Bog-scrogger February 21, 2009
Get the Shepherds Showmug. by ^^!$#@ July 6, 2019
Get the Shepherd's Pursemug.