Shemming

The act of stacking soft furnishings (eg cushions) on top of each other.

Richard spent most of the day shemming the cushions on the sofa. When he had finished he said "Right that's shemmed".

by Killdare October 17, 2008

shumkin

The act if Masturbating whilst taken a dump

Aaron "Kristen. Wouldn't give me a blumpkin ,dude."

Dan : "Why did you give yourself a shumkin!?"

by DJPOOD September 20, 2017

shemping

A film technique in which an actor who quits or dies in the middle of filming a movie is replaced by a lookalike who is shot mostly from the back. Named for Shemp Howard, a member of the Three Stooges who died of a stroke during the production of several Stooges films.

In the middle of the film "Return of the Pink Panther," Inspector Jaques Clouseau's plane crashed into the ocean, presumably to hide the fact that the actor that portrayed him, Peter Sellers, had just died. In a few shots, Inspector Clouseau is seen from the back as an actor impersonates his voice, a technique known as "shemping."

by Andrew Maxwell Triska December 28, 2005

Shemingo

A Dickhead boy

See that boy there he's a shemingo
OR
Your a shemingo

by ElishashaBethnal March 20, 2012

shekking

The king of terds

Dude you're totally a shekking

by The rolex March 19, 2016

sherking the turd

Verb~ Prairie dogging it, while having sex.

Adjective~ Turd Sherker~ One who is known for nearly shitting him or her self every time they have sex.

Hitu gained a reputation for sherking the turd around the water cooler. Management quickly let him go.

by 9inLA April 10, 2010

Sherking

Shitting one's self during the dance of twerking.

She knew she shouldn't have gone to the dance club with an upset stomach because she ended up sherking herself.

by DB1220 August 20, 2015