Smellard

Someone who is very smelly, A smelly retard.

Man, that dude is such a Smellard.

by HAMAHM November 24, 2009

sellars

thickest gal around. likes to jump sticks with horse heads. gay :)

sellars is thick.

by lucille eliet March 22, 2020

shelltard

Luke Bures

Your such a shelltard you must be Luke Bures

by rip George Floyd November 9, 2020

Shepards Bush

An extremely unkempt mass os female pubic hair - the opposite of High Barnet

Sort your Shepards Bush out love - come back when you High Barnet

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

shenards

When a woman's outer labia (vaginal outer lips) hang down or are puffy forming testicle-like protrusions.

Check it out dude, that chick is totally rocking shenards.

by Pagan Ram March 7, 2010

Shepards pie

The act of taking a shit on a girls chest then blowing your load on top of the shit.

Man: babe you want shepards pie tonight?

Woman: yeah baby!

by SlickRick1234 August 27, 2013

Shetlands

Defecating. Having a poo.

I'm just going to the Shetlands.

Mate, I've been to the Shetlands so much today I must be clocking up bare frequent flyer miles

Often shortened to just 'shetty'

by Fizifty Sizzent October 14, 2007