top shelving

taking a shit in the tank of a toilet. a tactic for getting back at terrible landlords

My landlord was being a real dick so I pissed on his sofa and now im top shelving him!!

by htownbound November 7, 2013

sherking

- shitting and jerking off at the same time

Hey Baby - Last night I was sherking, shitting my pants while dreaming of fucking YOU.

by joe May 13, 2005

Sherking

Shoulder twerking. The act of aggressively shaking one’s arm booty (AKA shoulders) in an up and down motion

“Yeet, dude! Whats she doin bruh?”
“OMFG broski, she be sherking!”

by Yeetbroski February 15, 2019

sherking

Masturbating in the shower.

Brian: What took you so long, were you sherking again?

by LionelFritzyJungle June 7, 2010

Shelping

The act by a female of giving unsolicited advice despite the fact she has little or no knowledge of the topic about which she is advising. It is derived from the claim “SHE was only HELPING” and often proceeds mansplaining. At least one non-profit organization exists to help end shelping.

I was trying to focus on turning off the busted water line, but she wouldn't stop shelping so I could think straight.

by SeniorTravel.TV June 6, 2018

top shelfing it

Taking a dump on the closed lid of a toilet. Usually performed in someone else's dorm or barracks.

You go into a toilet stall, close the door, put the seat and the lid down, and poop on the lid. This is called top shelfing it. Then you go to another stall and take care of the clean up work. Wash your hands, and sneak out of the bathroom unnoticed. Works best in the middle of the night.

by Col. Peter Spanker April 1, 2008

Shelfing

A common photography pose in which a person places their hand beneath their chin, forming a sort of shelf for their head to rest on, in order to better frame their face. When such a pose is used for a selfie, the resulting image is called a "shelfie"

"Excellent use of shelfing, Sasha! What an exquisite shelfie!"

by flyingpenguin December 14, 2014