The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.
by JoPaGeRi.TBC January 2, 2009
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Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"
Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”
Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”
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Placing your fat beer belly on the back of a women during doggy style sex to relieve pressure on the knees.
Guy1: My knees have been killing me lately during doggy style coitus.
Guy2: You should really try gut shelving to relieve the pressure on your knees, mate.
Guy2: You should really try gut shelving to relieve the pressure on your knees, mate.
by ThatJO February 2, 2018
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can also be used as a verb - self'd
can also be used as a verb - self'd
abowl4me is doing some selfing again on the green board.
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Get the Selfing mug.The act by a female of giving unsolicited advice despite the fact she has little or no knowledge of the topic about which she is advising. It is derived from the claim “SHE was only HELPING” and often proceeds mansplaining. At least one non-profit organization exists to help end shelping.
I was trying to focus on turning off the busted water line, but she wouldn't stop shelping so I could think straight.
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