Sheerantum

Die Religion "Sheerantum" abgeleitet von den Namen des bekannten pop Sängers Ed sheeran ist eine wichtige Religion im der heutigen Zeit.

Es Predigt den Gott Ed sheeran

(Und Michael Jackson) , den Sohn Gottes Shrek und verabscheut den Gegner Shreks Lord Farquaad.

Wichtige Feiertage im sheerantum sind :

27.02 "Die Geburt Shrek" an diesem Tag zieht man traditionelle Kleidung an (Shrek Kostüm) und singt Bad habbits um die Geburt Shrek zu ehren.

10.04: "Esefreitag" auch bekannt als shrekstern, man sucht in traditionellen shrekstern Kleidung (Esel Kostüm)nach Birnen die Shreks Nase ähneln.

06.09:" Teufels Erlösung" da feiert man den Todes Tag von Lord Farquaad in traditioneller Kleidung (Shrek Kostüm) und singt laut Galway girl

31.10 "edoleen" man verkleidet sich an diesem Tag als Shrek und singt laut das Lied Shape of you

24.12 "Wiedergeburt Shrek" auch bekannt als

Shreeknachten ist einer der wichtigsten Feiertage im sheerantum. Man zieht traditionelle Kleidung an ( Shrek Kostüm) oder färbt sich die Haare orange und singt laut Ed sheeran Lieder.

Ich bin im Christentum und du?

-Ich bin im sheerantum

by Eddie luvr October 28, 2021

Shahran

An handsome and good-looking guy. Have a nice personality and all the girls want him.

"OMG is that Shahran? Oh geez he's handsome as fuck."
"Shahran, you're too good and too handsome to be with me. You don't deserve me."
"

by Bria.an51 December 5, 2020

The Ed Sheeran Affect

The idea that an artist or performer (who wouldn't be attractive in the usual sense) is deemed attractive based on their amazing performance skills.

Most people do not know they are experiencing the Ed Sheeran Affect.

Girl 1 - "Oh my gosh he's so hot and he sings so well!"
Girl 2 - "No he's not. The Ed Sheeran Affect is in full swing right now."

by mijansen January 14, 2015

Shahran

An handsome and good-looking guy. Have a nice personality and all the girls want him.

"OMG is that Shahran? Oh geez he's handsome as fuck."
"Shahran, you're too good and too handsome to be with me. You don't deserve me."

by Bria.an51 December 5, 2020

Ed Sheeran

Hotter clone of Rupert Grint who can sing

Guy 1: Have you heard the new Ed Sheeran song?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Well, someone is technologically retarded

by u r gae February 19, 2019

Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran is a beautiful ginger singer-songwriter who is truthfully know as a Ginger Jesus who has an amazing heart along with incredible music! His eyes make you feel as though you dove into a sparkling ocean and his hair is such a statement! The ginger hair on him can just make anyone happy and his fun, easygoing personality makes everyone’s heart melt! He is not like the rest because he is such a sweet person with a great personality which some celebrities don’t have! Ed Sheeran can turn tables like no other and make anyone feel great at anytime!!

- Who is Ed Sheeran?
- Ed Sheeran is a ginger singer-songwriter

by teddysdayeveryday June 1, 2018

Ed Sheeran

An overrated British dude with orange hair who sings songs that radio hosts will play for you 16,000 times a day

GUY 1: Who sings this song that’s now playing for the 180th time in a row?
GUY 2: Ed Sheeran. He’s orange.

by KurtByDay March 11, 2018