Monsoon Sheets

This occurs when you wait a long period of time to masturbate, and then you blow a huge load into your bed sheets.

I can't believe I have to sleep under these monsoon sheets.

by Teflon Swoop January 26, 2011

hit the sheets

to go to bed; to go to sleep

Exhausted from his strenuous workout, John hit the sheets.

by Cristopher February 7, 2008

between the sheets

When two people kiss cuddle and fuck in a cozy bed

Chad escorted Kiersten into his room and things got kinky Between The Sheets!

by SlopNChop December 7, 2016

freak in the sheets

A girl that appears prim and proper until you get her in bed where she reveals her true insatiable craving for hot, wild, relentless sex.

"My last girlfriend went to a Catholic school but every night she threw me onto the bed and didn't stop for hours! She was a freak in the sheets!"

by Alorophasia777 May 3, 2008

Spaceman bed sheets

Bedsheets, specifically duvets, made of a non-stick, teflon like material that make the removal of spilled fluids (mainly bodily) easier to remove.

"See my spaceman bed sheets? they got nought jizz on them and I'm flying them t't mooon"

by beavis4666 May 22, 2012

Sticky Sheets

When two people have sexual intercourse and the guy ejaculates all over a bed afterwards!

Kaylee : So did you and Chad have fun last night?

Kiersten : We did Chad fucked me so hard and it was oh so good!

Kaylee: I bet you guy's woke up to Sticky Sheets this morning too!

Kiersten : Oh yes but that's his wife's problem!

Kaylee : Wish I had a maid to clean my Sticky Sheets!

by SlopNChop January 8, 2017

between the sheets

Adverb; of or pertaining to sexual action; derived from the commonality of sexual encounters taking place in a bed "between the sheets"

"Damn, I'd like to get her between the sheets."
---I would like to participate in a sexual encounter with her.

"I don't like to talk about what goes on between the sheets."
---I do not enjoy discussing my sex life with others.

"We'll settle this between the sheets."
---We will now engage in sexual intercourse to resolve our current conflict.

by Illuxi March 21, 2004