Swagcasters law

A Trap is not gay until you know it is a Trap. If you learn the Trap was a Trap afterwords it is not gay unless you do it again or desire to do it again

John: Dude that girl I fucked was actually a Trap does that make me gay?

Jake: Nah bro remember Swagcasters law, it’s not gay if you don’t know

by Colonal_Sanders November 27, 2018

Shitcastrophe

When something has gone wrong, and it’s like a shitshow but worse. Worse than the proverbial fan being hit by shit. But not worse than a catastrophe.

Jane: Bob! What happened at the clinic?
Bob: They confused my chart with another Bob, apparently who had Covid, and before I could talk got kicked out and sent to the ER, where I had to prove my identity and explain I was at the clinic because it burned when I pee.

Jane: Damn.. that’s a Shitcastrophe.

by panic.dump November 28, 2020

shitmaster694200

shitmaster694200 is so cool and awesome and cool and awesome and cool

Hey do you know that awesome tiktoker shitmaster694200?

Yes they are so cool

by neonmoose14 July 11, 2021

shartmaster.69420

awesome mutual and deserve nothing but love

“i love shartmaster.69420”
“me too!”

by fartcock September 6, 2021

Shafmaster

The coolest person in the world. There is only one of them and they are the most amazing person you will ever meet. It is an honor to look them in the eye.

1: "Woah, that guy's amazing! Who is he?"

2: "That's the one and only 1: "Woah, that guy's amazing! Who is he?"

2: "That's the one and only Shafmaster! Bow down to him!"! Bow down to him!"

by Trexexpert21 November 24, 2021

Shafmaster

The coolest person in the world. There is only one of them and they are the most amazing person you will ever meet. It is an honor to look them in the eye.

1: "Woah, that guy's amazing! Who is he?"

2: "That's the one and only shafmaster! Bow down to him!"

by Trexexpert21 November 24, 2021

Shitmaster

A person at a company that is responsible for dealing with problems and angry customers.

Who is this weeks shitmaster?

by Sletan August 18, 2022