Shartface

The recipient of a wet,runny facial shart. Usually someone who enjoys having a sex partner fart on their face and ends up the unexpected recipient of a shart. Can also be done as a prank simialr to tea bag or as revenge see:cleavland steamer similar in substance to santorum
See also: Dirty Rainbow

My Fuckbuddy asked me to fart on his face durring sex. So the next time we hooked up I hovered over his face and pushed out a fart, but I sharted instead!

My friend passed out on the couch after jacking off. So I sharted on his face.

by ChazzGR September 4, 2005

Shanackle.

The act or state of being in a pickle.

I heard billy had some nasty hemeroids, boy was he sure in a shanackle. his asshole will never be the same.

by TheCosbySweaters April 11, 2010

Shartface

The state of one’s face after poop particles are transferred from a shartphone to the ear and cheek. SHARTFACE!

Using anyone's shartphone without wiping it down first. SHARTFACE!

by 3dPulp November 4, 2012

Sharnacle

The crust that clings to your ass when you shart, much like barnacles that attach to the bottom of a boat. Shart + Barnacle = Sharnacle

Dude, did you just shart? You better go scrape the sharnacles off your ass.

by T-Shizzle January 19, 2013

shartiac arrest

When you are well aware everyone knows you've shit yourself and all you can do is walk away, clean yourself and die (inside).

I thought something was wrong with Gerald when he got up and ran off, but then It smelled like poop. Gerald just went into shartiac arrest.

by Shitbird? January 24, 2017

shartcake

A collection of sharts made into a pastry

Baker: "Would you like some shortberry shartcake?"
Me:"Of course! I love shartcake, especially shortberry!"

by Poonanny February 3, 2018

shirtneck

when you cant remember the name of your shirt collar so you make something up

"tugging at your shirtneck."

by flyte627 May 9, 2018