Shantoms

A random kid who is also a shanty poor kid

1. A poor kid who is as poor as he is random.

Omg these shantoms!

by Warplex February 21, 2011

Shando

A phrase localised to central Scotland, mainly Stirlingshire. Also used south of the border to describe someone who furiously masterbates in public.

"that guy is a total Shand", "what a shando", "Will Shand is a fucking homo"

by Sorcha Polly April 1, 2007

Shando

(shahn-doh) n. a word that gay people and their affiliates, particularly the ones who were raised Christian or grew up in "the Church", used to describe their "spirit". Shando is usually the first word that Pentecostal/Baptist/COGIC people say before they start speaking in tongues and dancing/running all over the church. Gay people emulate this phenomenon when something brings them to utter excitement that is beyond words, for instance, the new episode of RuPaul Drag Race, a hot guy, or a new Beyonce song.

Ooh girl, that new dress is sickening. My shando is feeling this. Yes, Ma'am! WERQ!

Oh hell no! I know Chris didn't come to the wedding with that tired ass ho from the strip club. Lord, my shando is not pleased. Y'all better pray!

by fatblackdude February 20, 2013

Shandolyn

nicest and prettiest girl I know. if you know her keep her in you’re life you’re never going to find someone as great as her. you can trust her and have fun with her.

that there is a Shandolyn never leave her

by boblickmydick September 28, 2019

skandom

a combination of sketchy and random

wow that dude in the corner watching me is skandom.

by whitney December 9, 2004

Dirty Shandon

A Dirty Shandon is a dude farts so hard while he is banging that a little runs out his ass. After he farts he takes the shit and smears it on the face of the other while making battle cries.

Dude! I pulled a Dirty Shandon last night! She looked like she was from Braveheart! But Brown lol

by MuchoMandingo December 17, 2019

Shandora

This is someone who will always be by your side. Who will always have your back in good and bad. She is the BEST supporter in anything. She is confident and will always admit if she is wrong.

Guy 1: DId you talk to Shandora, yet?
Guy 2: Yes. She is my wife already dude.

by MyaPapayaLove13 January 18, 2018