Dumb attention seeking hoar that looks like she dropped out of cosmetology school after one semester.
Look at that Sharanda over there with her eighth grade black waterline and wide egg noodle hair that needs brushed out.
by Not_Alyssa April 25, 2019
Get the Sharanda mug.Shalander can be used as Shandii, Shalander is a beautiful, Trinidadian name , she as a loving family, has a daughter, hard working, has a puppy and lived in Florida, shalander is cute and all the boys want her , but she is not having that at all. She is very caring and respectful
Boy: dang is that shalander?
Friend : yeah she is so nice
Boy : she has a boyfriend tho boy gets jealous that man is lucky
Friend : I know right !
Friend : yeah she is so nice
Boy : she has a boyfriend tho boy gets jealous that man is lucky
Friend : I know right !
by Mac’n Chesse Bro ! December 30, 2017
Get the shalander mug.Are you girls going out to the club with your friend Shanda? Be safe and stay away from the boys, don't get up to any Shanandagins.
by Captain Michael September 5, 2020
Get the Shanandagins mug.Shananda is the one of a kind friend. A friend you need in your life for your life to be complete. She’s got everything you need in a good friendship. She listens and will show you all her love. And she’s mad thicccc.
by Okkayennuwtdmoetikkiezen November 21, 2021
Get the Shananda mug.Shelanda, she’s usually medium height, fair in complexion and most likely a Caribbean originated name. She is kind, loving, loyal and makes the best friend, sister, mother , aunt and wife. She’s hyped about her birthdays and loves to enjoy the company of others. She is intelligent and kind hearted, she protects her loved ones at all cost while preventing drama.
If her name is Shelanda she’s more than likely a Scorpio with the prettiest smile
If her name is Shelanda she’s more than likely a Scorpio with the prettiest smile
Shelanda is the best
by Dinalina November 23, 2021
Get the Shelanda mug.Handsome and charming, usually tall. Usually takes another man's girlfriend. Very talented and smart.
by Mellokix November 24, 2021
Get the Shalando mug.Duhh Shalinda- the fake employee that you blame your non existent problems on, and she is to blame for every thing that is not a big deal but you pretend it’s a big deal with your friends and it’s just like “ damit shalinda! I expected those reports on my desk this morning!!” Where tf is shalinda!! I need a coffee!! There’s not shalinda because she’s not real lol imaginary secretary who’s got all the jobs and is always there when you need something she’s the one that helps you get there in real life.. shalinda is low key dope af
Drops lighter” - damit shalinda!! I expected those reports in my desk this morning! Fuck my tits where is that girl?!??
Has no bagels and lives alone-
Shalinda told me there would be bagels! That bitch!
Any male freaking about about bitch shit, all shalindab
Has no bagels and lives alone-
Shalinda told me there would be bagels! That bitch!
Any male freaking about about bitch shit, all shalindab
by UnicornBonch November 4, 2022
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