by Kerrie May 13, 2005

by Speas March 9, 2003

by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2010

1. Detergent for hair, commonly used by faggots and sissies.
2. Alternate street slang for stain left on couch after fornication.
2. Alternate street slang for stain left on couch after fornication.
1. Hell no I don't dirk tea. That is for guys that use shampoo.
2. My roomate banged his sister for six hours last night. There was shampoo all over the couch.
2. My roomate banged his sister for six hours last night. There was shampoo all over the couch.
by jovato May 6, 2003

A fairy of shampoo is a person who would make you no longer feel lonely just by seeing them. Even if you’re with your sad heart, they make it disappear far away.
by odisbiggestfan June 12, 2022

When a dude has not had intercourse in so long that when he does his sperm will be equall to the amount needed to shampoo a buffalo!
When we get back from this road trip i gotsta have some sex! I got enough backed up to shampoo a buffalo!
by Drowning clown November 21, 2015

A fairy of shampoo isn’t actually a fairy.She’s someone almost none of you can reach physically.If you try to reach her,just like a bubble made of shampoo she will pop and eventually vanish in the cold void.People sometimes describe her as “the ideal person” but it still doesn’t affect the fact that she is a fairy of shampoo…
by _yours_ November 20, 2021
