Sploopy

A sploopy is when your dads accountant has a massive orgy with you entire collective family during the month of Ramadan

Hey did you hear that I’m having a sploopy today?

by anonymous December 6, 2020

Sloop

The Past Tense Of Sleep

I Had A Good Sloop Last Night

by The Thot Destroyer May 28, 2018

sloop

A vagina that hangs open freely.

With all the guys you have banged, I bet your sloop cant even hold back a piss anymore.

by Adam Harigast February 2, 2005

Sloop

Sloop is a more quirkier manner of suggesting one is in an excessive need of sleep but is present in a gathering of friends, and so, painfully refrains oneself from passing out at any given moment because of the lack of sleep, and proceeds to joke around, telling people he/she needs to “sloop” laughs, and ones friends join him/her with laughter, but we all know that one never sleeps, therefore sloops.

“Dude, I want to sloop. Hahaha just kidding, you guys are my only friends, I’m not gonna go sleep and miss this sweet sweet socialising. I could die of sleep deprivation, nah, just kidding AGAIN”

by Dogue Williams November 30, 2019

Slooper

A shit that comes out so smoothly it hits the water without a splash. The pleasure does not end there. Said turd slides around the u-bend with such grace it hardly leaves any need to flush.

Just been for a man-dump. It was a slooper so slipped out nicely with no mess.....

by BagBadJon November 21, 2010

Sloopie

A drunk slut. My friend was drunk one night and tried to call me a "slut" in a joking way and it came out "sloopie". Ever since then I have said sloopie instead of any other mean name I could come up with!

You were being such a sloopie last night.

by allikatttt April 18, 2011

sloop

The act of somebody falling asleep on the toilet during or after defecation.

Dick: Ah man he got so trashed the he slooped at the party.
Jane: Ah man, thats hilarious.

Or

Historical reference: Elvis was slooping when he died.

by The Sloop Master April 21, 2010