Sexstitute

Sexstitute Like A Prostitute only u dont have to pay.

Usualy 1 of those slags who hangs around the shops in your the local area lol.

Bitch your nothin but a Sexstitute u no that

by Greavesy March 24, 2007

spititude

Spiteful attitude

Do not allow a tendency to complain be an unchecked spititude.

by Hercolena Oliver January 26, 2009

Sextitlets

When three women make a boob triangle of love.

I was with Alex and Shelley at the party and we were totally sextitlets

by Elira Day June 16, 2015

Saltitude

Saltiness+Fortitude. Showing resolve and even courage in the face of not just bad odds, but stacked odds. It takes an exceptional individual to not throw in the towel & surrender to forever being salty.
- someone with fortitude but also displays bitterness, jaded, cynical or nihilistic traits

-Boy, Gunny Highway really showed saltitude by defying the Commander for so long, and he still won in the end.

by Itsnodawayitustabe December 23, 2016

skeptitude

basically refers to one having a skeptical or disbelieving attitude towards an event or what someone says, often in a very indifferent/insensitive manner.

Megan: So guess what ?! i just won the lottery and i finally have enough to buy my mom that house she’s always wanted. how crazy is that ?!!

Jane: OMW !! that is super good news for you!! we should go out to celebrate!

Sophie: pshhht , as if.

Branden: yo, Sophie , dude. lose the fucken skeptitude . i thought you were her best friend ..

by OctoberrFactioooon April 21, 2021

Textitude

A text message that contains condescending, negative or rude context of words that insinuates the sender is talking down to you or belittling you.

Throwing a diss at you through text message.

A text message that gives an impression that the sender is giving you an attitude.

Hinting to you through a text message that they are mad or annoyed with you.

Using inappropriate phrases such as the ones below to discourage the persons participation through text message.

" Shut up" " That was a slutty thing you did"

"Whatever" "Uh...do you know how to read? Read the last text again..."
"Ya no shit, you didn't realize what you accidentally sent me"

"Are you coming or what???"

"Oh that fucked up!"
"Hurry your ass up!"

when a person uses certain negative comments applying that they are degrading your intelligence of comprehending a conversation with them through text message.

I just got a text from Kevin. He's giving me all this textitude for no reason.

Man, my girl just sent me a load of textitude for not hanging out with her last night.

Dave is blowing up my phone with all this textitude cuz I didn't reply fast enough.

by *Asia Perez* November 17, 2014

Serpitude

1. The odor a vagina makes when its filled to the brim with poo, pee, semen, week old thai food and doo doo butter
2. a delicious taste or smell similar to fresh flowers

How does it smell Greg? Does it smell like serpitude?

Hey Greg, your bum tastes like serpitude, try washing it

by thevaginafromchina April 13, 2010