sexterdexter

a serial sexter (flirt texting) .Someone who sexts until they fuck their victim and them move on to another target.

Tom: Hey Mark are you still sexting Carren

Mark: Nope Im sexting Hannah now.

Tom: Dude your a sexterdexter

by Danvcxz January 27, 2014

sextrated

Sexualy frustrated individual.

Bobs wife was a prude thus he became sextrated.

by bigdad March 21, 2008

Stutarded

the combination of stupid and retarded; a stupid retarded person

Hey Syd, you're stutarded

by superdirtydave August 19, 2008

Textarded

Not knowing to text and or use T9 to text.

My mom never replies to my texts, she;s so textarded!

by Jack the Nipper October 10, 2008

sextard

A tard held incommunicado exclusively for the purpose of grotesque sexual gratification. If the gratification is not grotesque, the subject is not a sextard, but a simple gimp, even if the gimp in question is, in fact, a tard.

Ex: Dude, that fuck on "The Wonder Years" reminds me of the sextard we had when I was a kid.

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 27, 2003

Textarded

Someone who(always)sends their text message before completing the message.

Every day I get a text message from Brandon, and it is incomplete. He is sooo (textarded!)

by oangieo June 20, 2008

subtarded

The state of mind engendered by any level of sleep deprivation, most notably accompanied by a highly likelihood of laughing--often hysterically--at something that, with a normal night's sleep, would normally be categorically unfunny.

I don't know what that kid just said, but I'm subtarded enough to think it was funny

by Hipp April 23, 2005