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Time machine sex

Someone you would have fucked 20 years ago but you wouldn't now
Janet is time machine sex,I would have loved to fuck her years ago but she's old fat and lumpy now
by G dogo April 3, 2022
mugGet the Time machine sexmug.

gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly
Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
by Sexydimma September 17, 2016
mugGet the gas tank for a sex machinemug.

sex machine

someone who is uncontrollably sexy
Woah, Diako is a sex machine!
by ivanyang June 12, 2021
mugGet the sex machinemug.

Sex Machine

Damn he is such an Sex Machine
by Slovenski ginget April 8, 2021
mugGet the Sex Machinemug.

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