Toyota Sequoia

Toyota's biggest SUV, based on the Tundra and now in its third generation. Mostly a US market model, though the Middle East did get it for a hot minute. This thing is an inferior Land Cruiser. Still reliable and still a solid option, but my God if it doesn't look like the unholy love child between a Tundra, a 4Runner, and a Land Cruiser. Need the space? Get a Sienna instead. Need the off-road chops? Land Cruiser is where to go. Still a better option than any of the domestics, and since they depreciate quicker than the LC, they are actually accessible to mere mortals.
The Toyota Sequoia is the Land Cruiser's chain-smoking, pitbull-owning, country music-blasting redneck cousin.
by henry1272838442 February 22, 2025
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National Sequoia Appreciation Day is September 19th. NSAD is a day to appreciate anybody or anything in your life that relates to Sequoia Trees or just the word Sequoia in general.
Oh! It’s National Sequoia Appreciation Day, I should go to California to see the trees irl
by Registered Internet Felon September 19, 2023
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Sequoia Passage

Running the gauntlet on the way to an empty shower stall in an all-black prison.
Matthew: "Did you hear that Jeremy got incarcerated at the Mississippi state-penetentiary?"

Neil: "Yea, poor guy, I heard he had to take the Sequoia Passage on the first day."

Matthew: "Seriously?! His asshole must be in shambles"
by Bawssey Sauce May 15, 2013
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