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google-sensei

An alternate name for the search engine Google used to establish its ability to answer simple questions
Alpher: Hey guys, can someone tell me what the 4th most populated country in Africa is?
Bethe: I don't know, go ask Google-sensei
by Schwanker December 31, 2013
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Gai Sensei

Character from naruto.

Gai is a Konoha Village jounin and the sensei of the team whose members are Rock Lee, Tenten, and Hyuuga Neji. Like Lee, he is a specialist in hand-to-hand combat or taijutsu, but unlike Lee, he can use ninjutsu or genjutsu.
He and Kakashi are known as eternal rivals, gai is in the lead with 50 wins to 49 losses. Later it becomes known that this is just the score of a rock-paper-scissors game they played when they were kids. He is also a fantastic teacher since he really cares about his students and their feelings, especially Lee. Although he really cares about his students, he is very strict about his rules and those who break them will receive a punishment.

Gai and Lee are very close. Lee is Gai's favorite student because of his nindo, (way of the ninja), and because Lee looks like him in his younger days. Gai is also proud that Lee has mastered the renge, secondary renge, and the ura renge at such a young age. Gai especially appreciates Lee because he has the same eyebrows and the same nindo. He sees his childhood self in Lee.
Gai Sensei: "Youth is sweet and sour and sometimes strict Kakashi"

Kakashi: "Did you say something"

Gai Sensei: "Oh my god!!! That was pretty good rival Kakashi. That reaction is somewhat 'modern' and it pisses me off."
by TommyHaych January 20, 2006
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YouTube Sensei

Your 'teacher' when you picked up some Martial Arts from YouTube
Student 1: Where did you learn that?
Student 2: From my YouTube Sensei
by ZondaHP April 2, 2015
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Grand Sensei-Master Dareth

Arguably the sexiest, most powerful, most muscular and most omnipotent character in all of ninjago, he should’ve become the green- NO, golden ninja instead of that little sh*t of a brat called Lloyd. Dareth is the sole reason any of the ninja survived their battles and so the true saviour of ninjago. He could’ve become rich and got women but instead started a dojo to teach others his epic ways because she’s a great guy. They better make a legacy golden dareth LEGO set or I will hold obama hostage in the post office.
"Now I, Grand Sensei-Master Dareth will use my BROWN POWER(shit) to defeat you"
by Grand sensei dareth September 24, 2021
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Gai Sensei

1. A character from Naruto who is Rock Lee's sensei.
2. Fuad Kabir
Gai Sensei and Kakashi have 48 wins each.
by Sasha.Ramani.is.a.narutard October 21, 2004
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Bukkake Sensei

The founder of many legendary bedding techniques including the bukkake and chidori.
I sought out Bukkake Sensei's teachings to truly perfect my head shots. Now I get 100 points every time I pull out!
by [CLIT]Aerros June 3, 2017
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Guap Sensei

Guap Sensei is an American rapper. He is most well-known for singles such as “Migraine” “Ok!” “Pull Up” “Closed On Sunday” and “F.U.2.” He started gaining a small fanbase late 2019/ early 2020. Since then he has released 1 project titled “Vermin Vol. 1.” He has many different styles of songs; some are sad and melodic, some are loud and ignorant etc. A common joke within his fanbase is “Nesquik” because in his song “Migraine” he says “Catch me slippin ima turn em into Nesquik!” He is a member of rap group “318 Thorns” or simply “318.” He is also homosexual, which is perfectly fine because it’s not a bad thing, he is just attracted to the same gender as himself.
Person 1: Yo bro did you hear Guap Sensei’s new song?
Person 2: Yea bro it’s a banger!!!
Person 1: I know right!? I think he might be next up!
Person 2: I agree!
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