semantics

A word used by fuzzy thinkers to defend nonsensical statements.

Riley: "Barack Obama is Irish!"

MacDonagh: "Well, his great-great-grandfather was born in Ireland and emigrated to the US, but Obama himself was not born in Ireland, did not grow up in Ireland and has never lived in Ireland ... Does he have an Irish passport?"

Riley: "That's just semantics. Obama is Irish!"

by MacDonagh December 20, 2018

Shmendrick

An unintentional rhyme that someone makes.

>"I was walking down the street, and realized i needed to eat!"

-"WOAH!!!, that rhymed!"

>"It's just a shmendrick, man, calm down"

by WordMaker3000 January 7, 2014

sementimental

An emotional attachment to one's ejaculate.

Don't mop up that splooge!!!!
It really has sementimental value to me.

by TheNoodler January 14, 2008

Shmendricks

A buffoon; a shmuck. A humorous and lighthearted way to make fun of someone embarrassing themselves, or doing something stupid.

Stop it George; you're a shmendricks.

by drmbro November 21, 2010

semantic

When your male partner gets all romantic with his semen.

It's so semantic when my boyfriend gives me a pearl necklace.

by geneyes May 23, 2009

Anti-semetic

Someone who jews hate

He is ‘anti-semetic’ (lol no) for supporting palestine.

by Hdkfnsj December 19, 2022

Semantics Warrior

An annoying, ultra-PC individual who likes to correct others if they use identity-first language instead of person-first language.

Commonly found in discussion forums on social media.

Person A: "I am Autistic."
Person B: "Ermergerd, no you're not!!! You HAVE autism!!"
Person A: "Do YOU have Autism?"
Person B: "No."
Person A: "Then respectfully fuck off about how I self-identify."
Fucking semantics warriors..

Identity-first person-first semantics SJW social justice warrior keyboard warriorpolitical correctnessmansplaining autism parent autism momableismableist

by Utinni Yubnub July 27, 2016