Synonym for the word ass-fuck. Meaning you are an ass-fuck. You do not want to be called a smendrick. If your friend calls you a smendrick, he is no longer your friend. That's how bad this word is.
I'm so pissed at you, you know what, your just a smendrick.
Word said by whitecollege students when they are really drunk. When a level of toxicity is at an extreme high they are Smendrick. Also can use the word Uncle in front of the world to mean really really intoxicated.
I cant wait to get "Smendrick" tonight
OOH im soo drunk, im about to go visit Uncle Smendrick.
A mythical creature, much like a Leprechaun, ManBearPig or Obi-Wan Kenobi. Shandrick only appears once yearly between Christmas and New Years Eve in the Pacific Northwest, usually resulting in a massive gathering for celebration.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*