A sexual maneuver in which the victim is force fed 5 capsules of viagra and once his penis enlarges gets sand, salt, and broken glass shoved down the urethra. The pain is usually ended by the amputation of the penis.
Mobster: That faggot owed us like $500, so we gave him a sebulba and now he has no dick after he chopped it off himself from the pain.
by Oteca August 28, 2009
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What it do, that sebum oozing out from under Miss Dollies'
flapjack looking thighs, pooling up down round
her ankles, make me wanna holla, what it do.
flapjack looking thighs, pooling up down round
her ankles, make me wanna holla, what it do.
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Narrator: "Bob left for his meeting before he could hear the punchline, and the setup was orphaned in his mind."
Narrator: "Bob left for his meeting before he could hear the punchline, and the setup was orphaned in his mind."
by E hates Q February 9, 2021
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by Raul Hansen October 23, 2008
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slang for a tubular bicycle tire commonly used by professional road racers and track riding specialists.
A tubular tire is constructed by completely enclosing the inflatable inner tube within the rubberized tire casing, and then literally sewing the casing together around it with an industrial sewing machine (hence the term "sewup"). A protective strip is then bonded to the tire to protect the stitching from abrasion. The tire is physically attached to the wheel rim by gluing it in place with contact cement.
This design is somewhat archaic, and has been replaced for the most part by the more modern, beaded tire, or "clincher", which utilize a separate inner tube and open-style casing held in place by air pressure alone, much like an automobile tire.
Sewups, or tubular, tires are best suited to high-performance applications, because of their inherent lighter weight. However, due to the labor-intensive mounting procedure and higher manufacturing cost, the popularity of this design has diminished in recent years.
slang for a tubular bicycle tire commonly used by professional road racers and track riding specialists.
A tubular tire is constructed by completely enclosing the inflatable inner tube within the rubberized tire casing, and then literally sewing the casing together around it with an industrial sewing machine (hence the term "sewup"). A protective strip is then bonded to the tire to protect the stitching from abrasion. The tire is physically attached to the wheel rim by gluing it in place with contact cement.
This design is somewhat archaic, and has been replaced for the most part by the more modern, beaded tire, or "clincher", which utilize a separate inner tube and open-style casing held in place by air pressure alone, much like an automobile tire.
Sewups, or tubular, tires are best suited to high-performance applications, because of their inherent lighter weight. However, due to the labor-intensive mounting procedure and higher manufacturing cost, the popularity of this design has diminished in recent years.
Lance Armstrong rides sewup tires in the Tour De France so his wheels are as light as possible for the mountain climbing stages.
by Litespeed99 June 5, 2009
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by jipyyy. July 6, 2009
Get the sebulonka mug.1. Commonly used as a greeting from one bro to another. Can also mean "what's up"
2. Used to express understanding
3. Used to mock someone.
4. When accompanied with a ?, used to ask someone to re-explain or reiterate what they just said
5. Literally just used to irritate someone
2. Used to express understanding
3. Used to mock someone.
4. When accompanied with a ?, used to ask someone to re-explain or reiterate what they just said
5. Literally just used to irritate someone
1. Chris: "Seup dude"
James: "Oh, seeeeup? How've you been?"
2. Chris: "So that's how you take the derivative of e"
James: "Ohhh. Seeeup"
3. Chris: "You're an asshole"
James: "Seup."
4. Chris: "What's the integral of this?"
James: "Seup?"
5. Nisha: "so then I.."
Chris: "SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP"
James: "Oh, seeeeup? How've you been?"
2. Chris: "So that's how you take the derivative of e"
James: "Ohhh. Seeeup"
3. Chris: "You're an asshole"
James: "Seup."
4. Chris: "What's the integral of this?"
James: "Seup?"
5. Nisha: "so then I.."
Chris: "SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP"
by seupskis February 4, 2012
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