a literal god and swag master that people worship on pinterest. he is the swag god. he drums with his friend, the rad master (dallon weekes) in the band iDKHOW.
UNCULTURED PERSON: I am the swag master
CULTURED PERSON: no you're not and never will be. ryan seaman is the swag master you uncultured fuckface. I will literally fuck you with a chainsaw. I bet you still pee the bed at night you cum slut.
CULTURED PERSON: no you're not and never will be. ryan seaman is the swag master you uncultured fuckface. I will literally fuck you with a chainsaw. I bet you still pee the bed at night you cum slut.
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A person who, in an attempt to be righteous, cannot hold a regular conversation due to his or her undying need to argue the semantics of the second person's speech
(Victoria is the semantophile in the following conversation)
Elie: I can't stand when people argue semantics.
Victoria: But if by "argue" you mean they take a stand against what might be a culturally accepted term for you, then technically you're not looking at their point of view.
Elie: But you're missing the point...
Victoria: If "the point" is open to interpretation then one can never so-called "miss" it.
Elie: Oh god...
Elie: I can't stand when people argue semantics.
Victoria: But if by "argue" you mean they take a stand against what might be a culturally accepted term for you, then technically you're not looking at their point of view.
Elie: But you're missing the point...
Victoria: If "the point" is open to interpretation then one can never so-called "miss" it.
Elie: Oh god...
by L-Dub Elie March 6, 2009
Get the semantophile mug.a word you use to further piss off detailed oriented people when they're squabbling over what clearly are to you, moot points, or matters of minor significance, surface shit. when used correctly, it elicits immediate correction from the offended party.
- "cucumbers are my favorite vegetable"
- "actually, cucumbers are a fruit"
- "whatever, enough semanatics"
- "it's semantics, and i don't see how that applies to this"
- "actually, cucumbers are a fruit"
- "whatever, enough semanatics"
- "it's semantics, and i don't see how that applies to this"
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004
Get the semanatics mug.The self-given nickname of a prepubescent youtube user pruante2forever (now), who became popular after making anti-porn videos, which made him a selected target of anonymous. Known mainly as Jawsus and needs a dental plan.
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by loooooooooooooooooooongcat March 2, 2008
Get the sexman mug.An argument, or a type of guarantee that the outcome of your statement can be taken in two or more ways which will benefit you in either way it’s perceived. The *careful* use of semantics can be applied to situations which allow you to be right in any reverse query. You’re basically using their own ignorance against them. See example...
“I put up an ad on craigslist and used your picture.” This could mean the person used a picture that the other party has taken of them, or they used a picture of the other party. The answer has been concealed within semantics and incomplete phrasing.
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Get the Semantics mug.A more infamous version of the Teabag. After accumulating a generous amount of salty sweat under your balls, proceed to any sleeping victim you choose. While squatting over the victim's face, lower your sack onto the forehead and in one smooth motion, drag your sweaty sack all the way to the chin. (Be sure to give extra attention to the mouth area of the victim) The first thing the victim will do when they wake up, is lick their now salty lips. What a treat!
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