Seabassing

When a person assumes that someone who's less than attractive (as per beauty standards) is catfishing them, therefore creating a very confusing compliment.

"George is totally seabassing me, there is no way that lovely pizza faced gremlin can be an actual person, he's so dreamy!"

by Postmortalrejection July 11, 2020

destitute seamstress

an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female

Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans

by Sexydimma September 13, 2016

ryan seaman

a literal god and swag master that people worship on pinterest. he is the swag god. he drums with his friend, the rad master (dallon weekes) in the band iDKHOW.

UNCULTURED PERSON: I am the swag master

CULTURED PERSON: no you're not and never will be. ryan seaman is the swag master you uncultured fuckface. I will literally fuck you with a chainsaw. I bet you still pee the bed at night you cum slut.

by razzmatazzisswag April 5, 2021

seaman

one who serves in the navy

Don't have sex with those seamen, you know they go from port to port.

by Papawood December 8, 2003

seamus

An Gaelic(Irish) name meaning James.

He was an Irishman with the name of Seamus

by Seamus D. October 22, 2007

Seamus

The most beautiful man alive. Smart, kind, and honest. A true gentleman. He easily makes friends and is good to his woman and family.

Seamus is such a great person

by MLE13 February 5, 2010

Seamus

A dog, most likely outside, an old hound and probably crying too

I was in the kitchen, Seamus (that's the dog) was outside.

by Stratosphericc July 30, 2019