seabass

a nickname for a dude that fucks other dudes in the ass

fuck his ass seabass

dont fuck my ass seabass

by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods September 16, 2010

Seabass

A person who lives in a fish bag and drives to maine to pick up some boobies. They speak with thick russian/slavic/poopsack accents depending upon their current state of seabass-ness. Two currently reside in the Deeg and one lives in a cave in newengland.

EX.) Dear Sexy Seabass,
Rub some hummus on me
Love Sexy Seabass

by seabassluva November 21, 2010

seabass

An old favorite nickname used to insult a friend within a certain group. At times it may totally replace a guy's name based on how gay he has been acting lately. Also used when formally introducing a friend to another by replacing their name with their new given name of seabass.

Ex: (1st guy) Hey, I'm going to give Stan a call.
(2nd guy) You mean Seabass?
(1st guy) You're damn right I mean Seabass.

by kurt April 25, 2005

Seabass

A lesbian seagul
A girl who is extremly sluty

Lyndsay Hines loves to flont her seabassness to her lesbian friends

by GW Forsyth March 10, 2005

seabass jam salmon

A jam created with the slime off seabass and salmon mixed with assorted parts of the fish that are not usally eaten.

I would love some seabass jam salmon on my toast, thank you for offering!

by bran-sauce July 28, 2011

Seabassed

A person who is always off there tits on something usually red wine. A person who is seabassed often thinks they are a comedian and has an addiction to posting videos online.

Wow that dude is proper seabassed !!

by The Goonbot July 27, 2020

Slappy Seabass Fanny

Someones fanny what kicks out a lingering pong.

Damnation! Becky ain't arf got a slappy seabass fanny.

by Cabe. January 18, 2009