SCUTTLE-MONKEY

Just past UGLY...when u look at dem u juss gotta throw-up

Yo diz busta tryed to holla at but little did he kno dat he was a scuttle-monkey

by BIZZY K March 7, 2008

lord scuttle

The lord of all and the God of the sea. Is Ruler of the sea. Can't spell but that's ok. Doesn't like Triton.

Mary: you wanna come to Church with me?
Everyone: Um no sorry I only Worship my God and Lord Scuttle.

by Thee hot thot November 29, 2017

Back-scuttle

Verb. To be back-scuttled is to be done up the arse. Anal sex.

"Why would you want to look at a picture of some girl being back-scuttled by a cricket stump?"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

back scuttle

shag up the ars.

a gave her a right back scuttlin.

by berwicka May 30, 2003

coal scuttle

The everyday bullshit that you have to go through at work, but can apply to any situation. You try and try to deal with the shit, but the shovel and bucket are too small. It’s a never ending battle that will ultimately bury you.

The client forgot to tell us about the “unexpected” 500 orders that came in and our billion dollar company is so cheap that they still haven’t upgraded our shitty system to handle the workload. It’s a coal scuttle.

by Strikeitbill January 6, 2019

pinch and scuttle

1. when a lobster gives the pinch and scuttles away

2. to give "the finger" by forming your hand into a claw shape and "pinching", before quickly scuttling away.

3. to dine and dash

4. to go or leave

1. a lobster pinched a chef in a kitchen and scuttled away.

2. "he cut me off so I had to give the pinch"

3. "I couldn't find my wallet so I had to pich and scuttle.

4. It's late, I gotta pinch and scuttle.

by nefirum June 12, 2010

Back Scuttle

A term used to define when a man prods someone up the arse hole with his stiff penis violently. Often it can be used to describe a person being buggered without permission.

It can also be used in the sense of ridiculing someone verbally in a way where the person can be said to have been back scuttled.

Example 1:

Brian: ‎" . . . i've seen lots of demons before when I was trying to betray God but all the paths of lucifer were lies and he made me suffer with his tool shed. . . "

Terence: "So, what kind of mental image have you got with this Brian guy and the devil in Lucifer's tool shed?"

Mark: His uncle back scuttling him in the toolshed when no one's around.

Example 2:

" Mark really Back scuttled Brian in that debate on the Illuminati conspiracy forum, Brian was left with his conspiracy pants down around his kankles for everyone to see."

by Back Scuttler May 2, 2012