Scuttlehead

The root cause of all societal problems for one of Norm Macdonald’s taxi drivers.

“You know what’s wrong with the world? All these scuttleheads!”

by Legalese78 June 4, 2022

scuttered

Scuttered - Totally drunk,elephants,langered.
Well-gone,so drunk one could sh*t oneself.

I was so scuttered last night that I tried to drive a lampshade.

by Blood January 7, 2005

scuttlebutt

Word on the street/rumor

Well the scuttlebutt around here is that you banged a whore for your first time.

by Mike September 25, 2005

Scattapappy

Old woman's vagina. Comparable to that of a grilled cheese sandwich.

Joan Rivers- Now that's one scattapappy I'd go down on

by furelais25 October 24, 2009

Scuttling

The act of removing socks, shoes, and any other article of clothing from your feet and wiggling your toes in circular motion. Scuttling can be done alone, in the presence of your friends, or in the face of your good friend sarah. In order to correctly scuttle, one must be completely confident in the appearance of their feet, regardless of criticism from said friends. this act is one that will never be forgotten by your friends due to it's excruciating mental image burned into their minds, playing in their heads for eternity.

keep on scuttling.

"Nathan, even though it's your birthday there is no need to be scuttling right in my face!"

"Wow have you ever seen someone be such a confident scuttler?"

by DJ SK YOLO June 16, 2013

scuttlebutt

1. (Slang) Gossip; rumor
2. (Nautical) A drinking fountain on a ship; a cask on a ship used to hold the day's supply of drinking water.
3. (noun) a report (often malicious) about the doings of other people

I was hanging out at the scuttlebutt, waiting to get some water when I heard some good scuttlebutt on Vern and an inflatable sheep.

by message_tied_to_a_brick July 1, 2004

scumtard

A really retarded person that's worth the scum on my shoe.

Me: You're a scumtard!

by scumtard April 24, 2005