puddle scunt

Is a cracked out meth head that will spread her legs and gapping open mouth for surfing your carpet

scunt puddle scunt

by GOD of LIGHT May 15, 2013

The Scunthorpe Dip

Dipping your herpes infected cock into a glass of red wine, preferable merlot or Sauvignon Cabernet, and then passing the viral plague onto your family and friends.

"My lips hurt"
"Your dad just did the Scunthorpe dip in your wine"

by Lewdawg994 September 23, 2017

double stuffed slunts

A dirty sluty cunt, that engourges solely in her sexualy driven cunt. By slamming herself with objects up both lower region oraphises. Or getting, smashed hard in both holes at once

I love watching her thrash that dried oyster, double stuffed slunt style

The back up bum buddy crew I.e , der der dumb dumb, b6, soybean, heater boy and cuntis, nekta, flush and crash, all love double stuffing each other, while pretending they is no batty boys
Double stuffed slunts love getting there svingters smashed up just for the (spinafex)

by dwana pedastu November 11, 2013

Scunt

A combination of a skank and a cunt.

Shes such a scunt!

N:Dub is a ignorant scunt

by master of the scunt October 23, 2004

scunt bag titty whore

Loud mouth, top heavy, tight clothes wearing bimbo usually found begging for drinks at the bar with so much cleavage showing it looks like a fat midget is mooning you through her halter top. Can be spotted from behind by her long dry ass frizzy hair, foot long cigarette, and loud cackle laughing. Known to threaten guys with a physical ass whooping, or in any bar sport such as darts or billiards once intoxicated. As the alcohol intake rises so will her hatred for all the men around her. At this point will begin cursing any man who walks by, as well as the random insults to women who are better looking than her. Upon a few more drinks the fit will pass, and she will end up showing her tits to, and blowing in the parking lot the next guy who buys her a drink. The guy will usually be at least twice her age and half her size. Once returning inside the bar she will find her ride has left her, and begin the rampage again only to end up crying and on the curb outside the bar bumming cigarettes, begging for a ride so she can pick up her four kids from her sisters house. You go girl.

damn dude what's that girls problem?

Shit that's just Cathy. She is a scunt bag titty whore. She thinks everyone wants to see her triple F tits, and distorted rose tattoo. Just keep your eye on her, three more drinks and she will have old gray beards nuts on her chin over there.

Oh I thought they were shooting an episode of Dogg the bounty Hunter up in this bitch or something.

by skeet skeetles August 28, 2013

Scunter

A lady who wipes her arse the wrong way wiping shit into her minge.
Taken from the words "shit" and "cunt".

Orig. The Plough Inn, Great Clacton... The Land Lady was a scunter

i'll never go down on her again, she was a scunter!

by SiPac January 5, 2007

scunt bag

scunt bag: a councilite male who will mack on to any female in the hope of passing down his useless sperm in order to get a council house and use the bockety child to get a passport on the council board..

these guys usually fail at relationships and can be seen regulary munching at the eurosaver menu at mcdonalds

scunt bag one: oiii craighhh wanna head down to scunderland and grab a few eurosavers mate??

scunt bag two: yeahh one min (after unsucessfully trying to pull AN OVERWEIGHT michelle), ready to scunt mate,lets grab a few scoops first eh??

by EVERYONEHATESASCUNTBAG May 9, 2009