Scumazzed

The act of scum-bagging someone-
To be rude or unfaithful

Scumazz/Scumazzed/Scumazzing

No way Michael scumazzed me when he ditched me for Maxie.

by JuiceBocks March 20, 2017

schmag

a cigarette.

Dude 1: "Damn! I only have one schmag left!"

Dude 2: "Better head to 7-11."

by stirling78 April 27, 2009

Schmae

A smoke. A cigarette. Pronounced: Sh-meh

Used because smokers are often too lazy and informal to say the entire word or question.

Usually used in place of saying the entire: "Want to go for a ..."

(While looking at a smoker, usually accompanied by a slight head flick)
Yo. Schmae?

(Often written in texts when a meeting spot is already known:)
Schmae?

by keeeet March 11, 2009

Sauman

A beautiful, confident and hard-working girl. Saumans are usually extremely sexy and don't mind a bit of fun, but are also very intellectually pleasing. Very industrial and focused on being the best, this often reflects with her high academic marks. She may not like playing in teams, but she is SUPER physically fit and likes to show it. She has a beautifully body with perfect curves in the perfect places, always smells good and leaves you wanting more. Known for her abilities in bed, she not only knows how to get what she wants, but makes you want to give it to her. Although she can be a quite flirty, once she is committed to someone, she is faithful. Don't let go of her.

She's a Sauman!

by rhinestonebaby January 22, 2013

scamazonning

Getting free shipping through amazon by signing up for multiple free trials of amazon prime. This only works for people living in suburbs. This is because in many suburbs, town boundaries are not exact, and several different town names can be used in mailing addresses which won't cause the mail to be sent to the wrong place. Using the Philadelphia suburbs as an example, a piece of mail sent to XXXX Conestoga Road in ROSEMONT Pennsylvania will still be sent to the correct house if the town name is changed to GARETT HILL, BRYN MAWR, RADNOR, VILLANOVA, ST. DAVIDS, or ITHAN.

So here's how it works. Amazon gives a free 1 month trial of Amazon Prime (with free 2 day shipping) to all new users. Simply sign up for your first one, but don't add more than one card to the account. In the meantime, change the town name on your other cards and order new ones with your name printed on them in different ways (middle name, no middle name, nickname, full first name, etc.). When your first free trial expires, sign up for a new account with a different email address, username, and a different card. Because your name and address are different, amazon won't figure out that you are the same person. Keep doing it until you are out of credit cards, town names, or variations on your name.

A man named George Herbert Walker Bush wants to do some online shopping, without paying for shipping. So he decides to start scamazonning. He signs up for an Amazon account with a free trial of Amazon Prime, with a card that says GEORGE BUSH. He then changes the name of the town he lives in on all of his other credit and debit cards, and has his other cards printed up to say GEORGE W BUSH, GEORGE H BUSH, GEORGE H W BUSH, GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH, G BUSH, G W BUSH, G H BUSH, G H W BUSH, and GEO BUSH. After each trial expires, he signs up for a new account with a different card, utilizing a different free yahoo email account. He is thus able to extend the 1 month free shipping to 9 months.

by schnappoulop October 17, 2012

schma

A sound used instead of saying "who cares" or "who gives a rats' ass"

"She's hot"
"schma..........."

by nitz April 22, 2005

scama

the next widely known and overused word for cocaine

we just got a twin of that scama

by nateology May 17, 2005