Scuttler

1. A dirty girl who will get stupidly drunk, lose all control, and get off with anybody and everybody, often to the embarrassment of their friends. The victim will have the piss ripped out of them for ages because they were stupid enough to score the scuttler, which presents no challenge and can not be applauded.

2. A girl who will gladly take your heart and then stab you in the back/stomp on your balls, usually by getting off with another bloke. E.g. 'She scuttled on you' or 'you were a victim of a scuttler'

The latest Bond girl is a scuttler; when bond finds out that she betrayed him for the money and her ex-lover his face says it all: "the dirty scuttler! I'll kill her."

What happened to your girlfriend dude?
Oh, she scuttled on me.

I can't believe she scuttled!

Watch out for the dirty scuttlers tonight

by Simon Ratters November 30, 2006

scuttler

Slang name for an Asian (more commonly Singaporean) native who typically walks with out any attempt to pick up their feet, hence scuttling. Originally given to the older generation (bent over types due to lack of Calcium during life) it has been generalised to cover the younger population in recent years

Look at the queue of Scuttlers over there...

by Expat January 7, 2004

scuttlebug

verb: - the act of placing or attempting to place one's testicles inside the anus or vagina of a female sex partner.

Can also be used as a noun.

"I was going to scuttlebug her, but I decided to go wounded dove instead."

by cumberfucker March 10, 2008

scuttle

The art of 'poking' a bird.

See sweet love

Alright lads, I scuttled that fat beeatch Leanne last night, she stank.

by Dave Henderson April 14, 2003

Scuttle

To bail out of a bad situation before things get even worse. From the dictionary definition to sink one's own ship.

"That ugly chick you were being nice to thinks you want her. You better go over there and scuttle now before you get too drunk to know better."

by TronX January 16, 2008

Scuttle muffin

Obtaining sexual pleasure from sitting on ones face.

Cortnie scuttle muffin jacks face.

by Emily Bean September 14, 2014

schuttler

the act of Satan watching you.

Dude, I feel like I'm being schuttlered whenever I forget to wash behind my ears.

by Hotdoglover June 7, 2016