scrumle

The inconspicious adjustment or scratching of the male genitalia. Often performed in social settings.

The "truck stop" scrumle, this is accomplished by casually pushing down on the scrotum with the middle and index finger until desired grip is achieved. Then using the thumb to pull entire nut pouch out of anus.

by Zach & Alex June 1, 2006

Scrumple

To crumple and scrunch something simultaneously

I totally scrumpled these cards into this bag brah!

by gggunit123 December 7, 2010

Scrumpler

Someone that digs through other peoples trash looking for used stuff. Someone who drives around neighborhoods looking for stuff that other's threw out. Scrumpling/Scrumple.

The Scrumpler drove his 1987 Nissan truck up and down the alley looking for a new chair for his house.

by frodolights January 18, 2007

scrouples and inhible

Referring and pertaining to no moral grouped scruples and inhibitions debacle

Oughtn’t see someone had less moral scrouples and inhible.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

scruples

Scruples is the small amount of weed left over after you clean it and pack a bowl, or roll a joint.

If you need to get high, there's some scruples on the table.

I'm dry, lets go look for scruples

by Drew the Overlord December 9, 2004

Scruples

A new STD that can be caught by simply looking at the feet of an infected person. This strand is five times deadlier than all the STDs combine.

He's got Scruples? Good god, run away kids!

by Jato Unleashed October 5, 2009

No Scruples

A person who has no scruples has no care about whoever they rip off. A person who has very weak to no conscience and only cares about their own personal gain with zero regard for who they burn in the process.

Dave has no scruples. He'd sell his own grandmother for .50c

by bammer lamber March 1, 2021