Scrum Master

A girl/boy who enjoys and is experienced at eating and licking around the bum hole/ballsack.

That Charlotte Duffield is a real Scrum Master!

by Scrummager July 1, 2020

Scrumdiddies

A brothel or an ice cream parlour

Let's go to scrumdiddies

by JP2020 January 24, 2019

scrum

when the food is absolutely, undeniably busting

abbr. from scrumdiddlyumptious

The food was so scrum, I think I got the pussy part of the chicken.

I’m sick of buying all these school supplies because the kids can’t stop scrumming on the glue sticks.

by alexlovesscrum April 18, 2023

idea scrum

An idea scrum was first developed along with the many other bullshit MBA and business school words that 20 somethings begin to use after paying thousands of dollars to complete a waste of time MBA. "Idea scrumming" however first became prevalent at the School of Jibber in Battlerville late in the piece.

An idea scrum is a figure of speech to describe "putting it to the team" or the fierce debate amongst teams members on a certain topic or attempting to win over an arguement. It is based upon the scrum in rugby union or rugby league.

In an idea scrum, the hooker (manager) places the ball (idea/topic for debate) into the scrum (the various team members) who attempt to win possession (fiercely debate the topic and try to persuade the other team members) before the ball is won (a resolution is met)

Can only be used by those that send emails for a living.

Gaz: "Hey Gaz, do you reckon Raz has an enormous head?"
Gaz 2:"Dunno gaz, lets idea scrum it"

OR

Derick: "Hey Gary, how was your day at work?"
Gary: "Pretty shit to be honest Derick, I spent half the day sending emails and the other half idea scrumming shit ideas with my team"

by John Smith100 December 6, 2011

scrumdiddlyblumpkin

A blumpkin that is performed whilst one or both of the participants is/are role playing as Willy Wonka characters, most notably Oompa Loompas.

Guy 1: Dude did you hit that last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, she totally gave me a scrumdiddlyblumpkin. But now my dick is starting to swell up like a blueberry, and there's orange body paint all over my toilet.

Guy 1: Damn...

by Pat did it July 13, 2009

Scrumble

Scrumble is the act of getting mates together to watch a rugby match. Scrumble is derived from two words - scrum and bundle. Scrumble is also the name of a Facebook app which lets you Scrumble online.

Noun
“Fancy going to watch Tigers give Quinns a big slapping on Saturday?... better organise a Scrumble then you fucking douche”

Verb
“London Irish are losing to Bath again this Saturday, let’s scrumble it and go and laugh at the plastic Paddies!”

by poobrainer September 16, 2010

scrum methodology

An agile methodology primarily used for software application development related projects where you talk more about what you are going to do and spend less time actually doing it.

"Do we really need to have these update meetings every 2 hours? You want to know what I did for the past two hours, I was in other meetings, just like the two hours prior. I haven't wrote jack shit for code, but I am really getting sick of hearing Brenda say, 'Can you see my screen now?'"
Project manager responds, "We practice Scrum methodology here. If you don't like it go to Diane's team, they use Crystal Methods"
Stoned application developer responds, "Crystal Meth? Where is Diane's team?"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018