to cup ones scrotum with ones hand and walk briskly, typically performed whilst shopping for stuff to adorn said scrot (i.e. tassles, beads or jewels)
Larry: "please ask your mom to assist me as I tote the scrote this afternoon at the dollar general store"
Clark: "why I oughta"
Clark: "why I oughta"
by cornfritter October 26, 2010
Get the tote the scrotmug. Used to describe wrinkley bald men. Anyone with a bald head and a wrinkley forhead can be described as a scrot face.
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
Get the scrot facemug. An intense itching of the scrotum that men get from time
to time. It is by no means a mild itch and it must be
scratched immediately no matter where you are and who
you are with. Prolonged scratching can cause abrasions
to the sac. Although scrot scratch is a discomfort for
the sufferer the physical act of scratching gives much
satisfaction and is extremely adictive.
to time. It is by no means a mild itch and it must be
scratched immediately no matter where you are and who
you are with. Prolonged scratching can cause abrasions
to the sac. Although scrot scratch is a discomfort for
the sufferer the physical act of scratching gives much
satisfaction and is extremely adictive.
James:Did you here about steve?
Pat: No.
James:Last night he was about to have a threesome but got the scrot scratch and had to claw at his baws,while the two lassies were in the room.They thought he had an STD after that and wouldn't go near him all night.
Pat: Lets save him the pain and pretend that he went all the way. Since its his birthday.
Pat: No.
James:Last night he was about to have a threesome but got the scrot scratch and had to claw at his baws,while the two lassies were in the room.They thought he had an STD after that and wouldn't go near him all night.
Pat: Lets save him the pain and pretend that he went all the way. Since its his birthday.
by KCIRTAP NOSNEVETS April 14, 2010
Get the scrot scratchmug. an insult used to describe someone who is wrinkly like an 80 year old scrotum. also, used by several teachers to describe year seven pupils.
by questionable_pie October 12, 2006
Get the scrot bagmug. When you drag your balls across an unexpecting victim in act of self-pleasure, then proceed to escapes the scene.
by Larry Bung January 29, 2017
Get the scrot and gomug. by johnnyk March 13, 2005
Get the scrot slapmug. by neddy the wise March 31, 2009
Get the dirty scrotmug.