Scrota Pop

A ballcuzzi using lukewarm soda pop to sink your sack into. The soda's carbonation mixed with the bubbles being blown enhance the sensation to the scrotal zone.

For you ballsy mother fuckers (pause for laughter), try the Scrota Pop with an alka-seltzer...go on...no one's watching....except Jesus.

- Hey man, you wanna come to the Evanescence concert with me tonight?

- Evanescence? Nah dude I've got a can of Strawberry Kiwi Shasta, I think I'm just gonna stay in and enjoy a Scrota Pop tonight. Thanks though.

by Dirty Rogue October 22, 2009

Scootscratch

Its when your butt-crack itches and you try to scratch it by scooting around in your seat because you dont want anyone to see.

Frank: All man look at that guy, does he have terets?

Jim: No dude he's pullin the classic scootscratch.

by tatijarvis July 30, 2010

no true scotsman

No true Scotsman is a kind of informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect a universal generalization from counterexamples by changing the definition in an ad hoc fashion to exclude the counterexample.12 Rather than denying the counterexample or rejecting the original claim, this fallacy modifies the subject of the assertion to exclude the specific case or others like it by rhetoric, without reference to any specific objective rule ("no true Scotsman would do such a thing"; i.e., those who perform that action are not part of our group and thus criticism of that action is not criticism of the group

Person A: "No Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."
Person B: "But my uncle Angus likes sugar with his porridge."
Person A: "Ah yes, but no true Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."

by Harald Hardrada December 3, 2017

Scrotebuffer

One who chronically and excessively polishes his scrotum, sometimes to the point of rupturing it

Joe: Man, my scrote's shiny today
Spoon: you sick scrotebuffer
Joe: Stfu! you're no better you tit-trombone

by Niggadicks April 28, 2006

Scootsified

When something has become schnebbled beyond repair through your own actions.

"This Specialized has become Scootsified after I adjusted the hubs"

"After my small adjustments my bike has become Scootsified"

by Lookboy October 6, 2009

Summer Scrote

When hot and/or humid weather causes a man's scrotum to become elongated or saggy as the body tries to keep the sperm inside cool. Often accompanied by perspiration and/or slight to foul odor depending on the cleanliness of the person.

Sometimes in August it is so hot that my Summer Scrote dips into the toilet bowl water when I sit to drop a deuce.

by thing3 May 11, 2010

Lodium Scrote-Fold

(v). 1. The act of jerking-off onto your own nut-sack and letting it drip into the mouth or anus of your partner (male or female).

1. "OMG jennifer, i cant belive you let me Lodium Scrote-Fold your ass last night your such a whore!"

by LS returns(tiny) January 10, 2009