Scrotopia

A world ruled by scrotums. Basically it only happens when a bunch of men have a cluster fuck with each other. It would be in the contex of visiting. And for some reason you think this is real:

Fuck you

I visited Scrotopia with a bunch of men last night. And by that I mean they raped me.

by Gdbni November 8, 2011

Scrotographer

One who takes images of ball bags for a living.

Charlene woke for another hard day of sacks in her face, "is this scrotographer life really it for me?" She wined as she flicked through yesterday's nut hammocks.

by Wingardium Leviosaaaaaar March 29, 2015

scrotocrat

someone (mostly, if not all, male) controlled by the scrotal area, that promotes sexism, bigotry, xenophobia … They are right and you are wrong. They promote themselves at the expense of others and refuse to accept blame for errors (whatever the magnitude) and never apologize for their screw-ups. Typically, scrotocrats have small hands and use scotch tape to control ties.

Donald Trump is the chief scrotocrat in charge

by walks on the beach April 16, 2017

Scrotonavia

Revised name for Scandinavia, based on its resemblance, on a map, to a giant scrotum

"..and as you can see, Norway and Sweden make up the shaft, whilst Finland completes the package as the ballsac... behold, Scrotonavia"

by Koko_bean August 20, 2017

scrotobombed

When a scrotom works its way into the picture frame of an otherwise appropriate photo.

He should have crossed his legs while having his picture taken. He totally scrotobombed that photo.

by rxluckyone March 22, 2018

Scrotzma

When you get eczema on your scrotum after a rough shave and you mistakenly confuse it for an std. You pour undiluted disinfectant on your balls to kill the infection and it becomes gangrened

What the f*** Bele! That's some gnarly Scrotzma! Why don't you stop dipping your dick in dettol and use some sudocrem instead mate.

by MedicoFrank September 17, 2020

scrotohome

When the inside of a motor home / or owner smells like then men staying in it haven’t washed their balls in days

Erm, what’s that smell?

Oh, probably my balls… I haven’t had a shower since we arrived 3 days ago, despite multiple 10km walks… so it’s a bit Scrotohome in here

by Tyseley July 21, 2021