scrotometry

British in origin. The practice of acting like a scrotum and general tom foolery.

He /she was indulging in scrotometry.
He/ she frequents a scrotometrist.

by Graham the hobbit September 15, 2006

Scrotum Comb

The act of using ones gangly, caveman-like hands to scratch ones dirty ballsack, then attempting to go about your daily business without washing your hands.

Hey dude, I wouldn't get ice out of that machine, Mike just used his scrotum comb to fill his cup up.

by Jason138 April 15, 2014

scrotum stabber

a vicious weapon used to destroy ones scrotum

get the gause hes been attacked by a scrotum stabber

by pewdieboi69420 February 27, 2019

satan's scrotum

used to express scorching temperature

It's as hot as satan's scrotum out here

by ryan conner January 10, 2008

scroterboat

Whilst manipulating the scrotum with your mouth, shake your head back and forth making a "motorboat" engine sound.
It's the male version of the motorboat.

Last night, Janine was circumnaviagting my scrote and then she went crazy and scroterboated me. I may now marry her.

by Capt Scotty October 2, 2007

scrotex

The entire male genital area, including the grundle and rectum. Derived from the early Latin "Scrotum," meaning "scrotum," and "Complex," meaning "complex." While it was originally referred to as the "scrotexal complex," the term was eventually simplified to merely "scrotex."

Dude 1: After working out at the gym, my whole scrotex stinks.
Dude 2: Stinks like what?
Dude 1: Stinks like scrotex.
Dude 2: Woof!

by Scrotexyak November 11, 2004

scroteless

Weak, feeble, unenergetic. (to have no scrotum) Can be said about a male or female.

I drank too much last night and I feel scroteless today. I know it sucks, but (s)he's too damn scroteless to do anything about it. That's the most scroteless vacuum cleaner I ever tried to use.

by radiohead3885 April 14, 2005