Skip to main content

SCOOTING

What we call a reddit commie deserter does after he went to join the foreign legion of Ukraine and found out that he was going to the front lines with a stick to fight.
MAN, fuck this shit they are putting us on the front line, 90% of our legion unit got taken out by machine gun fire from the Russians, this LARP is OVA, I am scooting out on a bus to Poland NOW!

He sure did some major scooting after his trans spirit bi gendered friend got zir head blown off! That will show them! He is now covered in zir blood, oh wait he is scooting all the way to Poland!
by Wise White Man March 17, 2022
mugGet the SCOOTING mug.

scrolling around

Person or persons screwing around browsingFacebook instead of paying attention to what's going on around them.
My girlfriend and I were watching the game, and instead of paying attention she was scrolling around on Facebook!
by Limitless9803 May 28, 2013
mugGet the scrolling around mug.

scrobbing

Scrobbing is the act of running a program that tracks what songs you are listening to and uploads them to a social network such as the website that coined the phrase, Last.fm

This is a voluntary action and though it sounds like an invasion of privacy, the users consent to scrobbing so they can compare music tastes with the community and friends.
1. 'I've been scrobbing for weeks and I've finally listened to 10,000 tracks'

2. 'I haven't updated my playlist for awhile and when I afk from my computer I end up scrobbing songs by artists I don't like, I hope my friends don't see'
by Adrian Love January 3, 2009
mugGet the scrobbing mug.

sarooting

Texting or using any means of communication to communicate with someone across the room. Sarootee can be used to talk behind someone's back or just because you are to lazy to open your mouth.
Steven is sarooting me now because we do not want Keenan to know what we are talking about.
by bcwn13 January 31, 2010
mugGet the sarooting mug.

schmoozing

The pointless evening pursuit of kissing important butts to better ones employment prospects.

Networking, not for the purpose of work, but for the purpose of being seen by people you think are more important than yourself (but who are in fact schmoozing themselves through fear of being dropped by some important clique).
"Instead of having an orgy and enjoying it, you must come to the boring project dinner and do some schmoozing with Mr X and Mr Y as it's important they know who you are"
by Dr R Swank January 27, 2009
mugGet the schmoozing mug.

scronking

A game where 2 or more men play conkers with Thier scrotums all saying no homo first to crack Thier balls wins
If more than 3 people play then they must form a circle
Guy 1: Last night me and the lads were scronking
Guy 2: wtf that sounds so gay
Guy 1: don't worry we all said"no homo"
by Mattyj006 February 25, 2020
mugGet the scronking mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email