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Bump n' Scroll

The act of scrolling through a social network on one's phone, with loud music of choice playing in the background through a nearby speaker.

An act often performed by a group of multiple people, either in an automobile or basement of a house.
John was 8 mintues late to practice, his daily bump n' scroll in the parking lot took much too long.
"Hey dudes, let's go get high as fuck and bump n' scroll.
by BrooksyDeChambeau June 9, 2015
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Scroller

A person that has had so many ER visits, that the scroll bar is needed to see them all. Previously called frequent flyers, but that implied that we appreciated their business and were happy to give them a discount for their return. The term scroller has more of a negative connotation, meaning someone that abuses the system.
From the book Haiku STAT!

Too many visits.
Scroll bar needed to see them.
You are a “scroller.”
by Haikuist August 6, 2012
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Scrollaxing

Verb: To scroll through all of your personal email and social media on your couch or bean bag at the end of a hard day. You find this to be an effective way to decompress or chill.
I'll be scrollaxing until 7:00, but I'll meet you at the bar at 7:30.

"What are your plans for tonight bro?" "It's really cold outide so I think I'm just going to stay in and do some scrollaxing on my iPad."
by Harry Duh Hound Dog July 26, 2016
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Scroll Stopper

A picture so interesting (whether it be an amazing cosplay, an attractive person, or other) that it makes you stop scrolling on social media to stare at it and maybe give it a like or comment.
by Maestro-creep June 17, 2017
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Troll Scroll

Facebook's news feed feature.
Timmy - "Yo Jimbo! Did you notice how many chicks were diggin' my new profile pic?"

Jimbo - "Hell no! I don't even look at that troll scroll, and I damn sure don't want to see what Godless ratchet whores are viewing your jacked up pics!"
by Texas Muck Savage August 5, 2013
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Scrollies

Purportedly, the most helpless act of wasted time after repetitive scrolling down facebooks homepage. Once you realize you've got the scrollies you can't stop because the scrollies have taken over.
Quick, get off facebook before you get the scrollies!
That guy has been scrolling on his phone for hours. He must have the scrollies.

Patient: I get into this weird headspace where I need to keep scrolling and I can't stop until my friend yells at me to get off my phone.

Doctor: Textbook scrollies.
by Doctor Bakshy January 8, 2017
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Scrolliosis

The immobilization you catch from laying about, scrolling on your phone for hours.
"What you been up to today, Dave?"
"Ah, nothing man. I've been stuck on the couch with Scrolliosis."
by glitchenheimer August 5, 2020
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