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by Tapadoodle November 13, 2009
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Stereotyped for being a "rich-town" which is kind of true in a way. The town is about two miles long but there is a cop everywhere you go. Don't try and smoke weed here or you will be Fu**** by the hard dick of the law. You cannot do anything wrong here without hearing something for it. A lot of gossip and rumors go down in this town mainly due to vast majority of soccer moms.
Stereotyped for being a "rich-town" which is kind of true in a way. The town is about two miles long but there is a cop everywhere you go. Don't try and smoke weed here or you will be Fu**** by the hard dick of the law. You cannot do anything wrong here without hearing something for it. A lot of gossip and rumors go down in this town mainly due to vast majority of soccer moms.
Outta Towner: Hey bro lets go puff bowls at Siltanin in Scotts Valley.
Local: Nah dude iv'e been chapped there like three times. Scotts Valley isn't chill lets mob to Santa Cruz.
Local: Nah dude iv'e been chapped there like three times. Scotts Valley isn't chill lets mob to Santa Cruz.
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Usually a group of 2-5 sluts, wearing skimpy hooker clothes and matching heels, they spent about 150 dollars on a spray tan and manicure just to go out that night. They flirt with every stupid bro-douchebag in the bar or club and act dumb so they will get drinks for free. When the music gets loud, they are the first ones you see dancing on a table screaming and swinging their purse, and they are the first ones to fall off and chip a tooth.
More often than not, one of the sluts in the group will get upset and emotional because of a text from her old boyfriend, and proceed to get more drunk, and possibly start a catfight. When the night is over at 3am, they stumble out of the bar tripping on their 5 inch heels, screaming "Wooo!" and at least one of them will go home with a stranger.
Usually a group of 2-5 sluts, wearing skimpy hooker clothes and matching heels, they spent about 150 dollars on a spray tan and manicure just to go out that night. They flirt with every stupid bro-douchebag in the bar or club and act dumb so they will get drinks for free. When the music gets loud, they are the first ones you see dancing on a table screaming and swinging their purse, and they are the first ones to fall off and chip a tooth.
More often than not, one of the sluts in the group will get upset and emotional because of a text from her old boyfriend, and proceed to get more drunk, and possibly start a catfight. When the night is over at 3am, they stumble out of the bar tripping on their 5 inch heels, screaming "Wooo!" and at least one of them will go home with a stranger.
Guy 1: "Hey look at those chicks, they look slutty dude
Guy 2: "Ohh yah, thats a Scottsdale Slut Assembly, you can tell by the glare of silver dresses and heels"
Guy 2: "Ohh yah, thats a Scottsdale Slut Assembly, you can tell by the glare of silver dresses and heels"
by LeeLaBadass July 27, 2011
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