scoot

1. To move over in order to create space

2. To exit with particular haste

1. Scoot over dude! I need to sit down.

2. That bitch showed up at the party and I scooted out of there faster than you can say "Tab Benoit"

by DudeoftheDay April 27, 2006

to shoot and scoot

a) to quickly install your missile/anti-aircraft/anti-tank launchers, fire into enemy territory, and then, just as quickly, remove your rocket launcher, way before the enemy has a chance to retaliate.

b) to shoot your load inside your girlfriend and then suddenly dump her when you find out she is carrying a bun in the oven, simply not pay child support.

c) get your mistress pregnant, then dump her, but still pay child support, and continue living with your wife

if you are going to shoot and scoot, do not underestimate your opponent, especially definition b), when your girlfriend can actually take you to court for child support or simply do you what Lorenna Bobbit did to her husband

by Sexydimma November 23, 2014

Pedal Scoot

A interesting piece of machinery that is often referred to as a bicycle.

pedal scoot is a bicycle

by theotis jefferys August 1, 2009

Skeet n' Scoot

to have sex with a woman, then leave quickly.

could be for many reasons such as work, cheating, don't wanna pay, etc.

I had to skeet n' scoot with my last woman because i was scared my girlfriend was going to find out.

by Ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

scoot the boot

Primarily southern slang. Leave quickly, get the hell outta here, like scooting a boot across the floor, if you will.

"I'm gonna scoot the boot before your girlfriend comes home & catches us"

by banana_slings February 23, 2008

toot & scoot

This is the act of passing gas in public and quickly walking away so you don't get blamed for the offense.

"Hey man- I had burritos for lunch and had to pull a toot & scoot at the grocery store."

by habbie May 12, 2009

poot-n-scoot

The act of farting in public and then quickly vacating the area so that people don't know you did it. A distraction mechanism, like faking a call on your cell phone or messing with you iPod is a clever move. Try not to be noticed, and get out of there before the stank settles!

"I farted on the bus yesterday, so I immediately got off at the next stop and left the stank in the bus for the other schmucks. It was a perfect poot-n-scoot!"

by PootskieDoodle April 17, 2009