Scolionophobia

the scientific term for the fear of school

I have Scolionophobia, I dropped out yesterday

by Logan Deluke May 13, 2005

schling

A very small penis; the opposite of a schlong

Aye bruh you got that fat cock, huh? Nah dude I got a schling :(

by BanterMcGee February 2, 2021

Schlingel

Word for people, which are harder than a Julian (search for Julian). They are almost blond but don't look like Justin Bieber! (C'mon they're not gay!) If you meet one, my advice is:

1. Stay Calm
2. Say a polite "Good Day Sir!"
3. Dont try to eat him, beacause he will poisen you

"Oh he is a schlingel and eat the last stripe of bacon" --> means he's an asshole

by schwüggel&thedoctor77 February 3, 2014

schlifskeitis

A disease where constant snorts with snot and spit and nastys is the problem. It's usually very loud and usually breaks the silence in the middle of class. Common in reading teachers.

Person A: Wow! Our teacher did a huge snort last period.

Person B: Yeah, I bet the whole school heard it! I bet she has schlifskeitis

by james.watson May 14, 2009

Schlin

The "Schlin" aka a "Gaper", is an asshole that exceeds in circumference (About the size of a quarter/half dollar)- Due to many acts of anal sex, especially double penetration. A schlin will cause pain to your butt when moved around.

Mike: Dude, Austin, remember that chick from the bar last night? We fucked and now she has a schlin!
Austin: That's gross, dude.

by SkyFor8een January 2, 2009

Scalies

Also see furries
A Scalie is basically someone who roleplays being a lizard-like human. Variations can include dragon people or snake people.

Theres a clan of scalies online, they are all half-dragon

by fboltstrike December 17, 2008

Scalia

(a) A voyeur or someone that does not believe that anyone has a right to privacy.
(b) A belief that one's high position insulates oneself from charges of unethical conduct.

Tom is such a scalia when he is near the girl's bathroom.

by Lawyerbot December 26, 2005