plassy scouser

Someone from Birkenhead and not from Liverpool.

Talking in a scouse accent but not from Liverpool "Ya plassy scouser"

by Sticky Vicar May 8, 2007

Scouser

The only people that can steal your socks without removing your shoes :D

mate you know that scouser over there?
yeh pal?
he has your socks

by brettttttttttttttttttttttttttt September 19, 2010

scouser

n. a person from Liverpool, England, or Liverpudlian, or Merseysider (the River Mersey; Merseyside County). Scouse is a term for the distinctive local accent or dialect. Derived from "lobscouse," a traditional sailors' stew usually made with lamb and hard tack (very hard, baked bread/cracker).

A scouser himself, Steven Gerrard is perhaps the most beloved of the current players on the Liverpool squad.

by R. Grisham May 15, 2007

scouser

Inhabitiant of liverpool, often downplayed by rival cities due to false stereotypes from godawefull 80's TV shows such as "Bread", "Boys from the black stuff" and "Brookside" depicting them to be thieves and killers, and enforced by the peasant underclass of youths known as "scallys" or "chavs" who are generally annoying cunts. while these can be found anywhere in the United Kingdom, some people live under the delsuion that they dont exist around them, and they are only found in liverpool.

Scousers are usually easy going, up for a laugh, and welcoming to outsiders, and usually posess a strong wit similar to that of the Irish, and Geordies, also loves a good party!

"we do dat doe dont we doe?"

"calm down!"

by scouser4life November 23, 2004

ba'scuse me

a ghetto way to inquire 'but excuse me sir/miss'

"is that for here or to go?"
"Ba'scuse me?!?! does it look like im gonna eat that whole motherfuckering bucket of chicken on my own?!?!"

real life experience at KFC...

by Rita Torcaso/Ben Gentile December 21, 2005

scuse

This word derived from SCUSE MEH. The reason that it became simply known as scuse is because angelo got to it and of course angeloed it. He angeloed it so hard as Scuse thinking it was funnier his way.

It is commonly used as an obnoxious, loud interjection compared to the proper more low key "excuse me"

1.(you are part of a courthouse audience and they are just abt to read a landmark jury verdict, you come back from the bathroomand pronounce loudly and firmly:) SCUSE.

2. You walk into a room where two ppl were just abt to make out: SCUSE

3.Walking out a crowded elevator: SCUSE

4. Barging through people in Times Square during New Years EVE: SCUSE

by Johnny Vague February 17, 2005

Scouser's Laptop

A Takeaway Pizza (in box)

"Im just gonna pop out to get a Scouser's Laptop, you comin'?"

by Buzzy August 13, 2006