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schwerps

To dodge or avoid a sticky, unwanted or embarrassing situation, usually at the last second.

Regularly applied to managing to avert a meeting with or speaking to a person you have been trying to avoid.
"Oh my GOD! Guess who I saw in town last night?"
"Who? Not Richard?"
"Got it in one! Luckily it was only from the back so I managed to schwerps him easily".

"You lucky fucker, how did you manage to schwerps working late tonight?".
"I saw it coming from a mile off so I just hid in the toilet until everyone else volunteered."
by kylere May 10, 2012
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schwappler

An eerily content surfer who will surf anytime, anywhere no matter the conditions.
Guy1: yo you know where Alec is? Im tryin to hit up that og dank kush.

Guy2: yo Alec's schwanking the point right now.

Guy1: dude the conditions are so bad right now, what's he doin?

Guy2: Alec's just a schwappler. He'll hit anything bro.
by SchwinkLord June 10, 2018
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Schlepp

When something or someone is just a pain in the ass and too much effort. They spoil the eblvent meeting. Or the combined effort I'd just to exhausting.
Let's go cycling today? No it's a fucking schlepp up that mountain.
Should we invite James to party with us,? No, hes suck n schlepp, he drags the fun outa EVERYTHING.
by The Noogie June 25, 2019
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schleppezste

shlep

A schleppezste slobby person who eats sloppy joes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Lives in his mother's basement and plays video games and wears a white wifebeater with crusty brown stains on it. Also very good at math. He only has online buddies.
He's such a schleppezste!!!
by schleppezste April 13, 2021
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Schweppy

Word of Swedish heritage - Meaning cool, or interesting.
Those new shoes you've got are schweppy!
by Horecky February 18, 2009
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schwapp

Commonly used as beer pong slang, describing the sound when the ball perfectly hits beer. The acronym S.C.H.W.A.P.P. = Shooting Cups Hard With Accurate Pinpoint Precision
If you don't make this cup, I'm gonna schwapp it!

Bring two 30-racks man, we're gonna schwapp tnite!!!
by Slick-Solja April 16, 2012
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Schweppes Swallow

A guy who works as a Barista who follows gay men in the restroom and performs a coffee enima on him. The gay guy squeezes his ass cheeks together to hold in the coffee in while the Schweppes sucks the queers dick. When the queer cums in Schweppes mouth, Schweppes will then slide his mouth over the queers anus. The queer releases the shit coffee into the Schweppes mouth allowing him to swallow the cum and the shit.
Gay guy: "Excuse me do you offer the Schweppes Swallow?"

Schwepps: "Yes I do but that is an extra dollar for cream"
by Webcke August 9, 2009
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