Schmeef

The username of someone on the Internet who hates the current definitions

Why is Schmeef crying?

by Spooky_wa January 2, 2021

Shweef

The action of a female when they excrete (shit) and toot (quweef) at the same time.

Holy heck she can shweef

by bigborris69 October 11, 2021

Schween

a penis small enough to allow intercourse with a nostril

His co-workers laughed when they found out Dave had a schween

by felonius November 16, 2006

schweet

a variation of the exclamation "sweet", but usually in a very high-pitched voice. the e's might also be dragged out for extended periods of time. pretty cool the first time you say it, but after about number two or three of saying it, gets very annoying. use caution when saying excesseively, you might get bitch-slapped.

"man your new ride is schweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet"
"true, true."

by Justin March 3, 2005

Schweezing

(noun)- A dance move, in which the dancer moves their butt up and down, "dropping it low" while they shake their butt side to side and gyrate their calves. Akin to twerking, but meant to be funny.

"Damn, did you see that girl schweezing?"
"Yeah, she bad, she bad, lmao she's hilarious."

by Red Lettuce April 10, 2013

schweetie

an abuse of the word sweetie.
a term of endearment; expressing affection; a term that indicates love, and sometimes used as a plea to achieve one's will.

Garrett: Schweetie! Don't be mad at me.. I loooove you
Stef: Ugh, okaaay...
Garrett: So, do you still love me?
Stef: yes baby

by yo bebe May 20, 2005

the schweede

a flaming homosexual Jewish soap maker who enjoys taking male anal virginity with perfect landings inside the asshole

The Schweede has taken my anal virginity with his explosive ejaculate corkscrew penis on a tour of his pole vault perfect landings.

by anal expositions April 6, 2015