schlongerdongadingdong

a rather large penis that smells slightly of fish.

he had a bit of a schlongerdongadingdong.

schlongerdongadingdong by harry trewhitt February 2, 2007

schlonged 

to get very drunk
to hit someone or thing
to bismark a someone

i got absolutley schlonged last night.
i schlonged that ball a mile
i schlonged that women last night right in the face

schlonged by Mat100 January 12, 2009

schlonged 

To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.

'Shit that teenage mum just got schlonged by that hobo!'

schlonged by Maximus Aurelius May 29, 2009

shpongled 

‘to be shpongled’ means to be high on DMT or LSD

1. — Charlie, I’mma get shpongled tonight, gimme some de-em-tee.
2. Ronnie gets shpongled on every weekend; he’s got load of Dimitri

shpongled by dexter ‘acidhead’ morgan November 3, 2010

Schlonger 

The term for a penis so large that anyone who sees it turns to stone due to sheer jealousy. It is said that a man many years ago possessed the infamous "Schlonger" but used it's power for evil, forcing a valiant warrior to slice the penis clean off and hide it so that no one else would get jealous of the massive meat stick. The current location of the Schlonger is unknown.

Jerry: "Have you heard the legend of the Schlonger?"

Bill: "It's not a legend. Look at my huge penis!"

Jerry: "..."

Bill: "Jerry? Jerry?! Crap, he's turned to stone. Shouldn't have abused my schlonger."

Schlonger by Voltron22 August 6, 2012

Schmoogle

ʃmu-gəl

The singular pronoun used when the gender of a speaker or narrator is unspecified.

"He" as a pronoun referring to a gender-neutral subject is outdated and sexist. "They" is plural! Using"He or she" can be far too cumbersome. The solution to our dilemma: Schmoogle.

My classmate keeps asking me for help with schmoogle's homework.

Schmoogle by Bea Minor December 11, 2019

shpongley 

exciting, sometimes in a sexual manner. other times simply just amusing

man: "hey lets get ice cream tomorrow afternoon"

woman: "sounds shpongley. hope youre ready for some rocky road!"

shpongley by blackjobo June 8, 2020