Schneef

Chirpsing women, often with a lurid intention. Less honourable than flirting but not altogether socially unacceptable

Hey lad, noticed you were schneefing hard last night with those women

by Show Pony April 29, 2019

Schpeeve Monkey

A man who has so much back hair that he appears to be the missing link between apes and human beings. This is often times most noticed at the beach and in public pools and also in the north eastern part of our nation due to the cold weather. Schpeeve monkeys are also generally overweight and at least middle aged.

"Is that a bear that fell into the pool?"
"No, it's just a schpeeve monkey."

by G-Rider September 23, 2008

schpeel

1. To speak quickly with much energy.
2. Interesting information.

1. She had an ability to schpeel that was unparalleled in most social circles.
2. He gave his friends the schpeel about his disturbing experience.

by Schpeeler May 13, 2003

Schneef

Used on the East Coast of the U.S. to mean 100% Pure uncut caffeine powder. Commonly snorted, but can also be taken orally. Users should not take more than 1g/35 lbs of body mass.

Stranger 1: Dude, those caffeine pills did nothing for me
Stranger 2: Try snorting a gram of schneef and get back to me

by ZachChapman March 13, 2014

schpeeler

One who schpeels.

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1. She spoke very quickly and with much energy, just as any accomplished schpeeler should.

2. He told his story just like a schpeeler, never leaving out any interesting details.

by Schpeeler May 28, 2003

Ground Schmeef

Punch de Ouch

Bruh you just Punch de Ouch'ed my Ground Schmeef

by THeNodrog May 7, 2020

schmeef

1. A very awesome individual, that typically provokes people to have a great time.

2. A very hip trendy item, something cool.

2. Oh my god, that girl is wearing the most Schmeef outfit thats hot!

by Anon March 9, 2005